So a couple guys were ejected from a festival in Saudi Arabia for being “too handsome”. So if you’re keeping track of how horrible it is to be a woman in Saudi Arabia: You can’t drive, you have to be covered, a man must escort you everywhere, and men aren’t even allowed to be attractive to you. And what do women get out of all of this? Apparently they get to be sex slave to a some guy for all eternity.
I humbly suggest that maybe the women of Saudi Arabia may want to try another religion. And if the women all leave Islam, that probably will make it pretty unattractive to most of the guys. Of course, if the women leave Islam, they will be beaten — as they are for most things.

Luckily, in most Muslim countries that rule rarely needs to be applied.
“You can’t judge what goes on in Saudi Arabia because they are a part of a different and equally valid culture. But it really sucks too be a woman in the Christian/fascist Amerikkka because you can’t abort your fetus after it’s been born (unless you know the right doctor) and you’re not allowed to marry your canine life partner!!11!!eleventy!1!!”
-Typical American Femenist
“a couple guys were ejected from a festival in Saudi Arabia for being “too handsome”. ”
Just another couple of ji-hotties.
The Islamic punishment for apostasy (renunciation of one’s former faith) is death, at least for men. Depending on the talking head, the punishment for women is death, enslavement (no change in position), or imprisonment until repentance (no appreciable change in position). So, not much incentive there. And who is going to drive them to the border for the big escape? I say we send in American feminists in hippie vans.
“..I say we send in American feminists in hippie vans.”
No, they would have to drive Hybrids. Hippie vans aren’t smug enough.
I like that plan, Crabby! Either they succeed and free some imprisoned women or they fail and some American feminists get arrested. It’s a win win!
Beaten?? No heads!!
I love the Hippie Vans!!!
Crabby deserves ~Bacon!~ – well, just for being Crabby!
Yes being a woman in Saudi Arabia sucks!
But whats even worse is to be a (pre-born) baby in a AmeriKan Democrat family. Over 1/3 of all babies are killed in the USA each and every year. I’m serious. They murder 1.5 million (3,333 per day) and there are apx. 3 million live births every year.
So being a woman in Saudi Arabia is bad, it sucks. But being an AmeriKan baby is far more dangerous.
Stop dealing in FACTS, Carpenter!!!!!1110!!!
Let’s see… their women can’t look at men because they might find them too attractive, and their men can’t look at women for the same reason. What are they, in eternal puberty? (I guess that would explain all the suicide bombers, and the never-ending pity party. Freaking drama queens.)
I don’t understand why Arabs don’t go in more for wet t-shirt contests: after all, they did invent the algaebra.
I hate that when I get kicked out of someplace for being too damned handsome….and I’m not even Muslim.
Crabby is right! We most assuredly do not beat our women for leaving Islam…we kill them. We also kill men for the same offence, so it all equals out in the long run. ~ Ahab the A-rab, keeping you straight, on the religion of peace.
Oppo, the word “pundit” was invented just for YOU!
Jimmy is definitely on a roll tonight. But not just any roll. One filled with bacon. And steak, and cheese.
A Jimmychonga.
@17: Actually, I had roast beef, wild rice, artichokes and salad – but no roll!
However, at one point, the beef was rollin’, rollin’, rollin…
(My potatoes are all gone. :cry:)
And if the women all leave Islam, that probably will make it pretty … Why is this a bad thing. 1 generation then no islam also maybe less time no islamic terrorist.