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Obama Chastises First Lady Over Unsightly Panty Lines
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Tosses Moochele a pair of Carpenter’s YGDFT!YLTATSOTE Spanx.
Obvious satire ’cause…’that’d be the day.’
Another glimpse of what might-have-been from the same site.
http://www.thedailyrash.com/rick-santorum-performs-exorcism-in-walmart-parking-lot
Bacon to Bunkerhillbilly!
http://tinyurl.com/YGDFTYLTATSOTE
Those are panty lines? I thought those were the lat/long lines.