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President Obama Signs Executive Order Outlawing The Taliban
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Yig-diftyl-tat-sote! Son of a gun, now you’ve got me doing it.
If you outlaw terrorists, then only terrorists will have terrorists! And then who’s going to be around to blow us up? Nobody! That’s who.
Bacon to Fly!
By the way, does anyone else think that sounds like a name for a character from an HP Lovecraft story?
I wonder could he please develop an Executive Order banning Stupidity, Ignorance and Incompetence in the government? You know the presidents whole problem many well be that he is suffering from bacon deprivation. As a adherent to Islam my guess is he doesn’t get much of a chance to eat bacon thus causing mental fatigue and reality disorder. Maybe he should be fed bacon intravenously as a cure. Who knows maybe in a couple of weeks he’ll have enough bacon in him to tell Michele to find herself a job and stop trying to do his?
@3, yeah. IIRC, it rhymes with the name of Cthulhu’s father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.