Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
What’s wrong with this picture?…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
What’s wrong with this picture?…
Teleprompters don’t have text in color.
Um… Obama’s fearfully ready to hit the brakes at any second on a bike that can’t go Forward(!) because its rear wheel is up off the ground.
It’s in Florida and there are no illegal aliens. Oh, wait – that guy on the right…never mind.
Obama failed to put his custom bike helmet on… a bucket.
When Obama normally spends his time spinning his wheels, he normally produces nothing but s***, rather than converting it to something else.
…a community organizer actually doing any physical labor?…. Cha. And monkeys might fly out my butt.
It misses the moment where he gets beaten up by two girls after he tells them that they didn’t build that.
…Obama is also not sporting a bagpipe while pedaling…
obama’s doing something useful
…normal Obama only pedals sh….. LOOK! SQUIRREL!
He looks like a total dork. Oh, right, there’s nothing wrong with that, it’s par for the course.
…he’s on a bike, but he’s not wearing his mom jeans.
…he’s working hard, dressed inappropriately, not getting anything done… yup, that’s the President, but there’s no one dangling a big bag of other people’s money in front of him so he really wouldn’t be pedalling.
Biden apparently has the day off, so Obama has to look like an idiot for himself.
…no training wheels…. or dork helmet…
…the bike was made in the U.S.A.
For some reason, the customary rainbows and skittles aren’t coming out of Obama’s butt.
…there aren’t 4 or 5 unions workings standing around watching, doing nothing.
…there aren’t 4 or 5 unions workers standing around watching, doing nothing.
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He’s not bowing to the winners.
It’s a man’s bike.
s always he’s ready to put the brakes on anything successful.,
Nothing’s wrong – the “No bikes on the WH Lawn” sign doesn’t apply to Barry. duh. ;>
…it’s above his pay grade.
So this is Michelle’s idea for water-boarding while getting excersie.
That isn’t Moochelle pedaling it!
No one is getting a multi-million dollar government grant for this amazing new instance of Green Technology.
That Carpenter isn’t seated behind him on a tandem bicycle yelling “YGDFT!YLTATSOTE!”
Header on page says “Going For a Ride.” More correct: POTUS has been taking people for a ride…
…he claimed with was a ‘shovel’ ready project.
There is green, but no clubs.
The occupant is at the White House
Sasquatch is not blurry in the background
A green technology being helped by Obama. Poor girls… I guess they are looking at bankruptcy in the near future.
Obama is not on a girl’s bike
When did Moosh buy him a boys bike?
…the bike isn’t designed to let him backpedal.
…it appears to be the grave of a group that encourages innovation and invention, and Obama isn’t dancing on it.
Is it just me, or is he ONLY eyeballing the underage white girl?
… Someone told him he was getting a little Huffy; this isn’t what they meant.
… This is a cross trainer; it should be a star-and-crescent trainer.
… the girl in handcuffs in not yet kneeling before him.
… The Tour de France gold medal is not yet dangling from his neck.
… it’s not a girl’s bike. That is so much easier for Obama to ride with him mom jeans on.
Obama is on a bike made for right handed people
He’s not used to women ignoring him
The bike has white-walls and that’s terribly racist
… I thought the White House was closed to visitors — how long have those girls been there?
… The Pope told him to exorcise the impurities from the water, not exercise.
… Dandy Don Merideth’s already invented a way to distill water using just the sun; no pedalling involvied.
… With that contraption, you sweat more water than you purify.
… The girls aren’t taking Michelle’s “Let’s Move!” campaign to heart.
Nothing. It’s a litmus test for “poo” and Obama just showed up.
I don’t see Obama handing them millions of borrowed dollars for this green energy boondoggle.
Did that headstone actually say Constitution on it?
He normally spews e.coli. Never heard of him cleaning it up.
@26 Bacon to Bunkerhillbilly!
http://tinyurl.com/YGDFTYLTATSOTE
No mom jeans
Everybody knows you have to put a baseball card in the spokes if you want to impress girls.
Major Doomberg won’t allow a container of E. Coli that large in NYC.
Obama is now so enamored with himself that he is only able to ride a unicycle, but he totally supports GLBT cycling.
Forward!
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