Maybe if they declared inebriation a fundamental human right and required employers to provide free alcohol, regardless of religious or philosophical principals?
I thought they were banning alcohol due to it’s killing of livers and impairment of judgement? After all those murderous bottles of booze just fly off the shelves attaching themselves to poor unfortunates and shove their necks down the gullet of unsuspecting drivers. Impairment of judgement seems to be the alcohol’s MO, many an adult owes their very lives to just such an event, and you know we have so many more people than we need. Alcohol is trying to take world by getting the inferior to produce more progeny. Since when do we give a pass to the actual perpetrators of such crimes? Alcohol should be banned. Oh wait we did that in the past and it was a disaster. It turned average citizens into criminals? That alcohol, so clever. The world has gone out of control……………..
(this is satire, don’t get upset, I’m just kidding, really)
If bar patrons can get a few more rounds, why can’t gun owners?
… to give you a little more time to turn that Boxer into a babe, courtesy of one more Fein stein.
The problem isn’t beer. It’s the rose-colored Obama Goggles.
So what do they call bar patrons after 4 a.m.? Illegal drinkers? Nope, heaven forbid. I know — Undocumented “Ale”-ians.
#4 – Oppo,
I christen you, “the PUN-isher”!
Bacon for you!
It’s so all those unfortunate bar workers can actually go get a drink after they get off work.
Maybe if they declared inebriation a fundamental human right and required employers to provide free alcohol, regardless of religious or philosophical principals?
I thought they were banning alcohol due to it’s killing of livers and impairment of judgement? After all those murderous bottles of booze just fly off the shelves attaching themselves to poor unfortunates and shove their necks down the gullet of unsuspecting drivers. Impairment of judgement seems to be the alcohol’s MO, many an adult owes their very lives to just such an event, and you know we have so many more people than we need. Alcohol is trying to take world by getting the inferior to produce more progeny. Since when do we give a pass to the actual perpetrators of such crimes? Alcohol should be banned. Oh wait we did that in the past and it was a disaster. It turned average citizens into criminals? That alcohol, so clever. The world has gone out of control……………..
(this is satire, don’t get upset, I’m just kidding, really)