So, the Iranians have developed a time machine. But don’t worry: It can only go forward in time. Otherwise I was afraid the Iranians would go back to 1985 and help those Libyans get their plutonium from Doc Brown.
So, the Iranians have developed a time machine. But don’t worry: It can only go forward in time. Otherwise I was afraid the Iranians would go back to 1985 and help those Libyans get their plutonium from Doc Brown.
Also, if they could go back in time they might come up with a Tehranosaurus.
*throws Anti-Pun Rock at Oppo*
Oppo,
That is awesome and you are awesome.
Obama should be happy with that invention, ’cause…
FORWARD!
I just got back from the future and guess what? This poor schmuck got beheaded for fortune telling.
I couldn’t read the scientist’s paper — I don’t speak Far-See.
Do you speak Far-Side?
[wearing anti-pun hip boots]
Hey, I traveled sixty seconds into the future while reading this item and these comments! Wow, things sure are different here.
Oppo IS awesome and even has a sense of humor!
However, “Tehranosaurus” could have been spelled:
“They•ran•a•thesaurus.”
What happened was that an Iranian visited a modern country like Ghana and he thought he had traveled into the future.
Man, what a misleading headline. I read the actual article, and this schmuck just has some computer program that runs algorithms to “predict the future.” Some one should explain to him the difference between a time machine and a prediction machine.
Apparently to Iranians, Miss Cleo is a Time Lord.
Aw shucks. One last one:
Why do they want to do that? Won’t they know Sunni nuff?
So, is it a spreadsheet or does it use SAS or what?
Allahgorithms
@16 – *loads catapult*
*launches Anti-Pun Boulder at Oppo*
I have a slightly used Magic 8 Ball that works just as well.