I finally heard “Accidentally Racist” and it’s still nowhere near as offensive as the “NAPA Know How” song.
— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) April 11, 2013
Nothing is more adorable than the depth of character people think they gain from traveling abroad
— Nikki Walter (@TurboGrandma) April 11, 2013
Dextering a room properly is a lot more time-consuming than the series suggests.
— Mary Katharine Ham (@mkhammer) April 11, 2013
FUN FACT: Every film Cuba Gooding Jnr has made since Jerry Maguire was made because somebody showed him the money.
— Sixth Form Poet (@sixthformpoet) April 11, 2013
Hitler’s last words were “put a bunch of rice in burritos”
— Paul Brittain (@PaulBrittain3) April 12, 2013
burritos, translation: little donkeys. Think about that the next time you order one
Elvis’s last words were, “When did I eat corn?”