Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new Obamacare ad features a rapping Obama actor. Future ads…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new Obamacare ad features a rapping Obama actor. Future ads…
..Raping Doctors and everyone else, for all they have.
A new Obamacare ad features a rapping Obama actor. Future ads…
will promise Anonymiss cookies if you just look at the website and think about signing up.
A new Obamacare ad features a rapping Obama actor. Future ads…
will be even more desperate.
will feature someone holding a gun to a puppy’s head.
will feature Obama actually trying to sign up on the website.
A new Obamacare ad features a rapping Obama actor. Future ads…
a less stereotypical black person.
… will feature Death Metal panels.
…the Grim Reaper rapping at your door after the Death Panels determine your fate.
…feature a Raptor Obama…
…The Grim Rapper… looking for more cowbell (OK Conservatarian’s gave me the idea)
… will give the Republicans equal time, with John Boehner twerking.
Aaaaauugggh! Just shoot me now!
…reveal that most people don’t want to keep their rapper, even if they’re allowed to keep him.
…will feature a real Obama acting.
… will continue to be the polar opposite of Country and Western. Like Obama himself.
…blame Bush
…a selfie of Obama and a wookie.
…will feature Tuvan throat singing.
…will add a gratuitous NASCAR reference.
… will clarify that dance fever is not covered.
… are being worked on now; the 600 million dollar budget was blown on that first ad.
… will reinstate the missing “c” in “rap rollout.”
… will flat-out threaten that they’ll bust a cap in your a** if you don’t sign up.
… will be done as a hip-replacement-hop dance routine.
… will point out that obesity is covered, but only if you got that way from eating too many cookies.
@17 – nice one.
…will feature lots and lots of continued tap dancing.
… will portray Obama as a dancing marionette, Pelosi as an evil clown, Biden as an escaped mental patient, and Reid as a creepy pedophile. No actors required.
…will feature Obama and his cabinet doing The Hustle
…will feature Obama and his cabinet doing The Hustle in their appropriate new garb.
. . . will feature a yapping Michelle.
. . . will feature a napping Obama.
. . . will feature Michelle slapping Barack.
@21 Rodney: Thanks, but not quite as good as #24 and #19. Wish-I’d-Thought-Of-It territory.
Hey, maybe we can be self-policing, to help out Anonymiss and her surrogates:
#19 +1,
#24 +1.
Nah. Probably too “up-twinkles.”
… will feature a sign-language version, telling us all to dfgkhsfghsdhgbsdnbsdho .
Will spend the largest share of the budget on Thamsanqa Jantjie, who will be included in all ads. Hey, the hearing impaired need coverage too.
… will earn Obama a Grammy, which he will promptly push off a cliff.
A new Obamacare ad features a rapping Obama actor. Future ads…will be enjoyed; or else!
… will show how much the NSA likes jitter-bugging.
… remind me that I already used “Straight Outta Competence” in a previous Straight Line of the Day, long ago.
…will be computer generated…….or not.
…won’t make it past the first “America’s Got Talent” cut.
A new Obamacare ad features a rapping Obama actor. Future ads…
will include the greatest hits of Slim Whitman for no additional charge if you sign up right now! Operators are standing by.
…will be personal apologies from every member of Congress that voted for it.
…will feature Joe Biden recreating the Big Fig Newton commercial.
… an animated version of the old Indian chief television test pattern explaining how wonderful the Bureau of Indian Affairs medical system is.
… will feature R&B (Roberts and Boehner) accompaniment.
… will lead to a lifetime ban from the internets, if you try to find some way to work the rap group NWA into a punch line.
But hey, I didn’t name them.
…will feature Fabio in a series called “I Can’t Believe It’s Healthcare!”
A new Obamacare ad features a rapping Obama actor. Future ads…
…won’t change the fact that Obamacare still sucks
…will be paid for by the taxpayers as they are now. (I love paying to get propaganda)
…will end up on parody blogs too
…will include the Sesame Street cast concerned that Big Bird has no health insurance. Don’t Kill Big Bird!
…will have a walrus dressed up to look like Joe Biden. And he’ll sound more intelligent.
…will have George Strait singing “All I Want for Christmas is my Country Back”
…will feature The Count (Sesame Street) live-counting new signees for the Atrocious Care Act. In a 60-second commercial, he’ll count…..no people.
…. a kitten in a blender? No, wait…. that’s not Nobama…..
…. a dancing bovine singing “moooo shell…. my bell”
…will feature the Surgeon General letting you know which organs you will have to sell to actually be enrolled.
…tell you to skip the free abortion, you’ll need that first born to pay for that first visit to your brand new doctor, or maybe just a nurse, but she speaks better English so you’ll be fine.
…will give you a web site to go to which will estimate how much you can save by sending your money directly to the hackers who will steal all the private data you will be required to give to enroll in Obamacare.
…will finally payoff one of Harry Reid’s key “investments”, by using Cowboy Poets…
… A wrapped Obamacare premium! You unwrap it at Christmas and then get the bill a month later when it’s too late.
… Features a weird blinking light. If you freeze the frame it says: “The Psicorps is your friend, trust the psicorps.” (Ironically, Obama pronounced that “Sai-corpse” and assumed it was a victim of the Ninja Turtles.)
…will be even creepier than the Burger King commercials featuring the Freaky King.
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