Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Canada plans to claim the North Pole for itself. They will also claim…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Canada plans to claim the North Pole for itself. They will also claim…
…that American maple syrup is fake.
They will also claim…
… they invented French Fries
… they have a Navy (haw! what a hoot!)
… we have to pay royalties for snow
…all the North Pole dancers.
…it was Bush’s fault.
…that Canada invented hockey.
…all your base are belong to us, eh.
They will also claim…
… no, the Americans are the ones who talk funny, eh?
… Bob and Doug MacKenzie are the sole reason they didn’t just take over the whole North American continent when they had the chance.
… their new National Anthem is Rush’s YYZ (and woe to any who cannot sing it, eh)
…that their Rocky Mountains are more beautiful than ours. (I’ve actually heard that from Canadians.)
Canada plans to claim the North Pole for itself. They will also claim…
Anonymiss cookies!
Canada plans to claim the North Pole for itself. They will also claim…
Santa
…that William Shatner was, in fact, NOT one of their own.
.. no responsibility for the ACA (Obamacare, if you’re racist.)
… the “N” on compasses stands for Newfoundland.
Canada plans to claim the North Pole for itself. They will also claim…
Xanadu
Canada plans to claim the North Pole for itself. They will also claim…
3 or 4 other gay sex metaphors.
…that Canada is full of rugged – yet progressive – individualists.
…that Red Green was color blind.
…the South Pole and everything in between the two. They’ll sober up in a week or so.
…that beer is one of the major food groups.
Canada plans to claim the North Pole for itself. They will also claim…
the moose consented.
Canada plans to claim the North Pole for itself. They will also claim…
Frostbite falls and Whatsamatter U.
…that they’re sorry to all the other nations for claiming the North Pole.
Canada plans to claim the North Pole for itself. They will also claim…
they aren’t murderous psychopaths.
Canada plans to claim the North Pole for itself. They will also claim…
to respect the right of return for any displaced Elves.
Canada plans to claim the North Pole for itself. They will also claim…
not to have any further territorial ambitions outside the Sudentland,
Canada plans to claim the North Pole for itself. They will also claim…
to have found it by the side of the road so it’s finders keepers, like road kill.
…that Bob&Doug McKenzie’s 12 Days of Christmas is the best Christmas song ever….
…Dudley Do-right as a national hero.
…they did build that.
…all your bases are belong to us.
…North Dakota oilfields, and Niagara Falls.
@19… and subsequently the charges were dropped to ‘Just Following Too Close.’
…that Smarties are better than M&M’s (…and they’re right)
Canada plans to claim the North Pole for itself. They will also claim…
not to have plans and that everyone is just being a little paranoid on the subject.
Canada plans to claim the North Pole for itself. They will also claim…
poutine rules!
Canada plans to claim the North Pole for itself. They will also claim…
Moosehead is a beer.
…the Island of Misfit Toys.
…that they’re a real country.
…that they make the best cookies in the world.
…that they really like hetero and it was just a phase they were going through.
…that they have no idea how those sites got on their browser history.
…that they’re a world power. It’s so cute when they try to act butch.
Canada plans to claim the North Pole for itself. They will also claim…
A moose once bit my sister…
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end
of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge – her brother-in-law – an
Oslo
dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: “The Hot Hands of an Oslo
Dentist”,
“Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink”…
Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti…
Canada plans to claim the North Pole for itself. They will also claim…
Hockey isn’t teh gay.
Canada plans to claim the North Pole for itself. They will also claim…
that having two national languages is better than one.
Le Canada envisage de réclamer le pôle Nord pour lui-même. Ils seront également réclamer…
que le fait d’avoir deux langues nationales est mieux qu’un
…that they know what they’re talkin’ aboot.
…that moose lips sink ships… but no one actually understood what that meant.
…that they call Hillary, President Moose Knuckle if she’s elected.
@35 – Uff Da!
Canada plans to claim the North Pole for itself. They will also claim…
they didn’t know these actresses were Canadian:
Pamela Anderson
Laura Bertram
Geneviève Bujold
Neve Campbell
Kim Catrall
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Rae Dawn Chong
Elisha Cuthbert
Yvonne De Carlo
Colleen Dewhurst
Lexa Doig
Tricia Helfer
Natasha Henstridge
Margot Kidder
Mia Kirshner
Evangeline Lilly
Lois Maxwell
Carrie-Anne Moss
Kate Nelligan
Sandra Oh
Ellen Page
Anna Paquin
Grace Park
Mary Pickford
Amanda Plummer
Buffy Sainte Marie
Helen Shaver
Meg Tilly
Shannon Tweed
Estella Warren
Fay Wray
@42 –
♬
What ever happened to Fay Wray?
That delicate satin draped frame. As it clung to her thigh.
How I started to cry. For I wanted to be dressed just the same.
♬
…to have invented Al Gore. And thus vicariously to have invented the internet. And the plot for Love story. And that big wet gross kiss on Tipper.
…that they’ll take Alex Trebek for $1000.
…to have discovered the *real* killer of Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman.
…that there’s only one eleven letter word that they all pronounce incorrectly.
This ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
…the entire world’s supply of dryer lint.
…copyright on the expression “eh?”
@27 – You’re a hoser, eh, for missing that Rodney already had the “base’ line
@27… Niagara Falls?…. Slowly I turned….
…the right to hire Chuck Norris for Border Patrol. It’s the only way they will be able to sleep at night. Vlad is one scary dude.
…that Dave Thomas and Rick Moranis should be tried as traitors for the McKenzie brothers.
…that Santa Claus is actually the commandant for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police – Reindeer Division.
…that all the world can be divided into the Habs and the Hab-nots.
…that snowshoes represent high fashion, as well as common sense.
…that Michael Moore has a heavenly body…astronomically speaking, of course.
…that Canadian bacon is indeed bacon.
@ #52 – Behave, or I shall have to apply the genital cuff.
Canada plans to claim the North Pole for itself. They will also claim…
O Canada is better than O Calcutta!
Canada plans to claim the North Pole for itself. They will also claim…
keeping your stick on the ice is good for you.
@43 She only had one thigh?
Canada plans to claim the North Pole for itself. They will also claim…
They should not be blamed!
Canada plans to claim the North Pole for itself. They will also claim…
that if Obama had a country it would just like Canada!
…the Equatorial Cummerbund.
…that a Canadian guy once watched a sporting event while he was sober.
…that the metal plates in their heads have no bearing on their gradual migration northward.
…we would some day accidentally find Canada on a map looking for the North Pole.
…the disapearing and reappearing ice cap
…all the taxes from the people that live at the north pole to cover all the extra spending already planned (pole taxes?)
…the land around the pole
that they are a real country.
…the world leadership role so willingly given up by that embarrassment in charge of the United States.
…they’re not America’s hat, America is their chair.
…Americans are a bunch of Shatner-stealing Mexico-touchers.
…Mount Michael Mor-on aka Mount Doom
@61- no that was Eileen Wray.
The devil made them do it.
… that they’re a real country.
… Santa Claus is a Canadian Citizen.
… That they are still very sorry about Brian Adams.
… The correct spelling of Canada is “C – eh- N- eh – D -eh”.
…that Toronto mayor Rob Ford is the quintessential Ugly American.
Canada plans to claim the North Pole for itself. They will also claim…
… “We are more rude than most people realize. Sorry if that disappoints you.”
Canada plans to claim the North Pole for itself. They will also claim…
… South Korea, East Germany and the West Indies.
… that geography is not a strong suit of most Canadians.
… that French Canadians are only half as obnoxious as real Frenchmen, and smell like maple-smoked bacon rather than snails and cheap wine.
…that Terrance and Phillip are funny.
…that their flapping heads are NOT full of lies, you racist!
…that Canada is NOT America’s hat: America is Canada’s fat pants.
…that there is, in fact, something there.
…that they care what America thinks.
…that Harvey’s burgers are actually made from beef.
…that Tim Horton’s is NOT a stealth attempt to fatten Americans up for a Canadian invasion.
…that Nickelback doesn’t suck.
…that Montréal just LOVES being part of the country.
…that weed is still illegal.
. . . the northeastern United States, but then will give it back after they sober up.
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