Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
NASA plans to grow plants on the Moon in 2015. In 2016…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
NASA plans to grow plants on the Moon in 2015. In 2016…
…the budget to NASA will be cut before harvest time.
… they’ll successfully repel wave after waves of zombies.
NASA Plans to Grow Plants on the Moon in 2015. In 2016…
NASA will lower their plants and Moon the Earth!
…they’ll eat them smothered in Lunar cheese.
… the Moon will get an ethanol subsidy.
…wind farms will pop-up on the Lunar surface.
…they’ll send a landscaping team to prepare the Moon to be a golfing destination for Obama before he leaves office.
…cheap immigrant labor will take over the task of harvesting the crops.
… MOONSHINE! Literally!
…all the Lunar bees will mysteriously die off.
Celestial Body Melons will be available for purchase at your local grocery store.
…over-industrialization will cause Lunar warming.
… the kudzu will take over, become sentient, and set up a nation-state on the Moon.
…the Chinese will arrive with invasive species.
… $12,532/lb. imported arugula.
…potatoes will be introduced!
…there will be another lunie batch of vegans.
NASA Plans to Grow Plants on the Moon in 2015. In 2016…
…Scientists will discover that in order for the plants to grow and flourish, CO2 is needed.
Still believing that CO2 is a pollutant and not a gas, Al Gore will predict that the moon’s temperatures will steadily increase. Thus melting the tiny ice puddles on the moon’s poles. This will cause the moon to flood, and the devastation from all the hurricanes will be of biblical proportions unless you send him money.
@16 …. as crater taters…
@16: Well, of course. After all, you’d expect nightshade plants to do well on the Moon, right?
…NASA will begin selling space suits with two pairs of plants!
…the Mexican Mafia will establish massive pot farms on the Sea of Tranquility.
@20: Nightshade? On the back side of a full Moon!
NASA Plans to Grow Plants on the Moon in 2015. In 2016…
… the plants will send an ambassador. A few days later Earth sends John Kerry to the moon as our ambassador. In mid-2016 the moon plants will recall the ambassador, citing Earth’s lack of intelligent life. We, in turn, leave Kerry there, proving that we have at least some intelligence.
… the plants will say something to offend Frank J, who will in turn send the nuke he’s been working on in his garage all this time. After the nuke hits, Anonymiss will scrape up the plant debris and make radioactive cookies with it.
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NASA plans to grow plants on the Moon in 2015. In 2016…
A secret lab will be set up to replicate Anonymiss cookies!
We hope to finally have definitive study results on The Effects of Gamma Rays on the Man in the Moon Marigolds. http://youtu.be/RmVVB03_fSo
…the Iranian space program will introduce goats and Iranian astronauts will contract venereal disease while tending their flocks.
…the Chinese moon rover will drive over and decimate the plants, causing an interplanetary crisis.
NASA plans to grow plants on the Moon in 2015. In 2016…
All NASA administrators will be confined to the loony bin.
still a year behind in even getting BACK to the moon NASA will declare the original plan a success and give everyone raises.
they will blame their failure on the Republicans for not authorizing a long enough garden hose to water the plants.
The Afghanis will show how to turn a profit by concentrating efforts on poppies. The US national debt will be entirely paid off by 2020.
NASA plans to grow plants on the Moon in 2015. In 2016…
they finally watched “Biodome” and realized they could never succeed.
NASA plans to grow plants on the Moon in 2015. In 2016…
the American public said, “pull the other one, it’s got bells on it.”
…Monsanto will introduce genetically-modified Lunar crops harvested by Google robots.
…we nuke ’em.
@33 delivered to your doorstep by Amazon drones.
…a couple of Mooninites with a serious case of the munchies will trigger a terrorist alert.
…farmers worldwide clamor for weedless, Lunar farming!! To the Moon, and beyond!!!111!00011
…the potatoes sprout strange antennae while Scientists speculate they’re signalling their Earthly cousins. “Dad??”
NASA plans to grow plants on the Moon in 2015. In 2016…
free range Moon chickens.
NASA admits, “Dude, we were like soooo stoned when we said that. Who knew Obama would takes us up on it.”
they will design bib overalls that fit over a spacesuit.
… Maxine Waters (D) will congratulate NASA for their successful Mars mission.
…they will try for Moooooon cows.
…the Chinese moon rover will drive over and relocate the plants to China.
…they will appoint Bruce Dern as Space Farmer-in-Chief.
…NASA will spend $11 Billion dollars to send MiracleGrow!
… Billy Bob Thornton will become the Astronaut Farmer! Sorry #42.
…some environmentalist will claim they’re not “organically grown.”
…NASA will announce an experiment with Portabello mushrooms that grow six feet tall in the damp Lunar atmosphere. However, the guy with that plan is smokin’ somethin’.
…NASA will solicit volunteers to go water the plants.
NASA plans to grow plants on the Moon in 2015. In 2016…moon ganja, dude.
NASA plans to grow plants on the Moon in 2015. In 2016…the cow jumped over the moon to eat the lovely grass.
@ jeff in SD – don’t step in a moon pie!
Conspiracy theorists will argue over how easy it is to grow plants on a movie stage right here on Earth.
…the man in the moon will have green teeth.
…Pink Floyd releases The Bark Side Of The Moon.
…Chia Pet wins $20,000,000,000 lawsuit when the moon starts looking like Joe Biden.
…the first nerdy Chinese astronaut gets hay fever.
…conservatives finalize plans to destroy any rain forests that result, but only to watch hippie tree-huggers float around waving their arms when the trees get cut down.
…they will all be closed due to Governmental Cutbacks.
A MOONPEACE will launch it’s first attempt to ram the moon habitat raper’s ship with a spacecraft that runs on moon environment friendly whale oil.
… they will be able to start blaming Moon Bush.
…they’re looking like a fool with their plants on the moon.
Gold in their mouth, hat turned sideways, looking like a fool with their plants on the moon.
….in 2016 Presidential candidate Frank J will promise to nuke the moon as both a part of his defense/diplomacy platform, and as a way of showing how he won’t tolerate ridiculous government spending like planting basil on the moon.
…NASA will admit it was all a mistake as aphids inadvertently introduced during the experiment mutate into giants and decimate the natural Lunar flora. NASA’s response will be to counter with giant Daddy Long Leg spiders.
… Acorn hopes to have them registered to vote.
… The EPA will try to challenge Frank J’s campaign platform of moon nuking, as it is now a nature preserve…. The fools.
… The abundant moon marijuana will lure all the hippies to space, just in time to be nuked.