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The most embarrassing moment at the Mandela memorial service…
[High Praise! to RTank for the article link]
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most embarrassing moment at the Mandela memorial service…
… Nelson trying to climb out of the casket
The most embarrassing moment at the Mandela memorial service…
No Anonymiss cookies.
… Obama suggesting that Nelson’s wife Winnie move back to the hundred acre woods
The most embarrassing moment at the Mandela memorial service…
Obama. That’s it. Just, OBAMA.
… the “Behind the Music”-style video of why Nelson was thrown into jail in the first place, with a list of the names of the victims
…was when they discovered that the souvenir “necklace” concession was sold out.
…was when Obama was doing his selfies, all the camera captured was an empty chair.
… half of the people who couldn’t attend were on the TSA no-fly list.
… Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton’s invitations must’ve gotten lost in the mail.
… Duck Dynasty reruns are getting more viewers. (heck – Duck Dynasty Chia Pet commercials are getting more viewers)
…was the time between when Obama arrived and when he left.
…the playing of “Taps” on 20,000 vuvuzelas
. . . Obama forgetting to do the duck face.
The sign language interpreter dropped his pants and mooned the audience every time as his ‘sign’ for ‘President Obama.’
Obama showing Anthony Weiner pics to Helle.
The most embarrassing moment at the Mandela memorial service…
Was when Obama inquired on the whereabouts of Mandela’s pet dog.
…was when Michelle realized Barack was beating her time with Helle.
. . . was when the supposed interpreter signed to Obama “I think that the Danish prime minister is hot, too.”
Obama stating, “Man I would just die to be honored like this.”
was the pretense that somehow South Africa is “better” now than in the past.
… was Biden’s comments about how much he’ll miss that guy who hosted “Deal or No Deal”.
…was when, during his speech, Obama praised Nelson for creating the mandelin.
Obama saying, “I keep telling Michelle I’d go to Helle for her.”
…was Obama asked “anyone up for some golf?”
…was when Mandela sat up, pointed at Obama, and said, “Who’s the white Communitst?”
…was when Obama said “so…are you guys taking submissions for a new rice guy? cause if you’re just going to keep a dead guy’s picture on the box, that’s just gross”
…was when he kept insisting that he’s been inspired to do to America what Mandella did to South Africa.
@18 – at least Howie’s hands are clean…
Obama saying, “Hey… Who’s the stiff?”
Obama’s call for more shovel ready projects.
Obama inquiring as to the directions to the Johannesburg Country Club.
…how the sign language interperter interpeted the vuvuzelas noise.
When everyone realized that the sign language guy correctly interpreted Obama. Word for word.
When they opened the service with AC / DC, “Highway To Hell” and the whole crowd sang along.
…was when Obama started twerking the sign language interpreter.
was when the video montage came on of people wearing wonderful “Winnie Necklaces” with the Doors “Light My Fire” playing in the background.
When Nobama made the “selfie” duck face, and he was still on the podium.
… the Coors Lite trucks parked out front.
…was Obama weeping inconsolably, vowing never to forget his idol, his mentor, Nelson Muntz.
…probably when Obama forgo his speech to slow dance with Helle as a recording of his campaign promises played.
…only eight DNC volunteers managed to get Mandela registered to vote in the next midterms.
…was the testing of the microphone taking three hours when Obama kept forgetting which order the 1, 2 and 3 came in.
August 4, 1961
There was no Brie on the cheese platter.
… was when Biden said, “Let’s get this apartheid starteid!”
… was when they brought out the Boer’s Head cold meat platter.
…when Biden did his “Weekend At Nelson’s” skit.
…when Nelson kept trying to get out of the coffin yelling “I’m not dead yet!” until Winnie beat him unconscious again.
Was watching the president of the US and his “gal’ pals have “an estrogen induced confab” at the memorial of an important dead guy.
…when Obama used Mandela’s body as ‘Achmed the dead terrorist’ for his ventriloquist act.
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