Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new study shows mobile phones are 18 times dirtier than public bathrooms, but even dirtier than phones…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new study shows mobile phones are 18 times dirtier than public bathrooms, but even dirtier than phones…
… are many of the Selfies taken with them.
…are the costumed characters at Times Square.
…Washington D.C. politics.
…wookies that shave their legs and wrecked ’em.
…the seventh rock from the Sun.
Hospital clinics post ACA.
…the web browsing history of any given Federal government employee’s work computer.
…Bill Clinton’s riding manner.
… are the minds of SLotD posters.
. . . are the things contained in the memories of phones owned by Democrat politicians from New York.
…is what Obama had to do to make a deal with Iran.
… are the things I will do to get cookies.
…Miley Cyrus’ wrecking ball.
…dirt!
That is silly. I only have good, clean dirt for my potatoes.
A new study shows mobile phones are 18 times dirtier than public bathrooms, but even dirtier than phones… are the hippies sucking from the government teat to get funding to perform stupid studies about how dirty things are.
…Are conventions in Las Vegas where they are attempting to sell sanitizing devices.
… is your internet search history.
… is Hillary Clinton’s hit list.
… are Obama’s “promise zones”.
… are those floors they show in vacuum commercials.
@13 – Hillary Clinton’s Retching Ball?
…the continuing waste of taxpayer’s money on stupid studies
A New Study Shows Mobile Phones Are 18 Times Dirtier Than Public Bathrooms, but Even Dirtier Than Phones…
Anthony Weiner’s mind.
…the handle of Sandra Fluke’s been there done that stamp.
…Lena Dunham’s chair.
…Obama’s nose at a union hall meet and greet.
A new study shows mobile phones are 18 times dirtier than public bathrooms, but even dirtier than phones… is that little brown spot on the seat of all liberal hippies that forms every time Nobama speaks.
…are, according to countless Westerns I’ve viewed, the members of Dan Snyder’s team…
…are rats, according to James Cagney.
My mind.
Are the hands of any random Democrap.
@1 Is a winner. I’m still too sick/busy to do a real post, but that one was awesome. Long overdue Cookies to Steve H! 🙂
Oooh and @15. Cookies to Chip!
I gotta go get some rest guys. Thanks for making me smile 🙂
…Your TIKKER watch.
…anything Barney Frank touches.
@29 & 30 – Bacon to Anonymiss for giving out cookies!
(Always encourage desirable behavior…)
…are Oprahs hands after fixing a toilet.
Get well soon, Anonymiss!
@33 – Not to mention bacon’s miraculous medicinal value.