Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Obama said “I’ve got a pen and I can use it.” What other threats will he make?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Obama said “I’ve got a pen and I can use it.” What other threats will he make?
… and when I’m done using this pen no one will want to go near it.
Obama said “I’ve got a pen and I can use it.” What other threats will he make?
I have a Biden, and it’s loaded.
I also have a wicked pair of fishnet stockings and a killer pink lace teddy, and I certainly know how to use them.
Feather dusters at ten paces?
Obama said “I’ve got a pen and I can use it.” What other threats will he make?
My mind is evidence of what happens when you don’t support the United Negro College Fund.
Strongly worded letter from the U.N. ?
Obama said “I’ve got a pen and I can use it.” What other threats will he make?
Does stomping his feet and holding his breath unless he gets his way count?
Obama said “I’ve got a pen and I can use it.” What other threats will he make?
I have a tricycle and I can ride it!
“Someday I will learn to spell!”
Next man makes a move, the president gets it!
Hold it, men. He’s not bluffing.
Listen to him, men. He’s just crazy enough to do it!
I’ve got a dog and I know how to cook it.
Obama said “I’ve got a pen and I can use it.” What other threats will he make?
I have a Mooschelle and I can unloose it!
I have the IRS and I can abuse you with it!
Obama said “I’ve got a pen and I can use it.” What other threats will he make?
I’m really a Socialist and you suckas won’t believe it!
I’ll cancel this year’s National Scout Jamboree.
I’ll raise the prices at Walmart.
I’ll tell Hollywood not to make movies and TV-shows for you under-educated flyover rubes.
I’ll tell Michelle to tighten up the School Lunch Program.
I’ll give fewer inspirational speeches.
I’ll have Congress make February “Sign Up for Public Assistance” Month.
I’ll make them name the Mall of America after me.
Obama said “I’ve got a pen and I can use it.” What other threats will he make?
You’ve got a Constitution but I won’t abide by it!
Obama said “I’ve got a pen and I can use it.” What other threats will he make?
You got no Anonymiss cookies and I won’t help you get any!
@10 – “Somebody help that poor man!” (Awesome flick)
I have a wife. Don’t make her angry. You wouldn’t like her when she’s angry.
Obama said “I’ve got a pen and I can use it.” What other threats will he make?
I got pen is alright I use?
@16 – Famous Last Words
Obama said “I’ve got a pen and I can use it.” What other threats will he make?
That’s not a pen, THIS is a pen!
I’ve got a pencil…SQUIRREL!
Obama said “I’ve got a pen and I can use it.” What other threats will he make?
I’ve got sunshine on a cloudy day
When it’s cold outside, I’ve got the month of May…
Obama said “I’ve got a pen and I can use it.” What other threats will he make?
I’ve got rhythm, well half the time.
“I’ve got a lion in my pocket, and he’s ready to roar!”
“Nice Constitution you got there – it would be a shame if something were to happen to it…”
“Unleash the Biden!”
Obama said “I’ve got a pen and I can use it.” What other threats will he make?
I’ve got a monster in pants and it does a naughty dance. Wait, that’s Chris Matthews.
Obama: “I have an ass, I can find it… given both hands.”
These sleeves are just ITCHEN to get rolled up!
NO_MO_BAMA, since the NSA is monitoring this site, you should probably expect a visit from the Secret Service for mentioning gun and President in the same sentence.
No additional threat, but Carney clarified the original by saying “he meant that he has an auto-pen, and that while he has no idea how to use it, he has a staffer who does, so, it’s all good. And it’s the Republicans’ fault anyway.”
“I’ve got a basketball, and I can make it rain bricks.”
Okay, fine. I’ll say it.
If you like your Constitution, you can keep your Constitution. If you like your checks and balances, you can keep those too.
Notice he said “I can use it”, not I know how to use it. A 10 year old can drive a car, doesn’t mean they know how.
“Don’t make the wookie mad”
Obama said “I’ve got a pen and I can use it.” What other threats will he make?
I’ve just given VP Joe a ’64’ box of Crayolas with built in sharpener AND I believe he’ll figure it out.
“I’ve got Sean Penn and I can use him.”
“I’ll meet you behind the school after recess appointments.”
“Thanks to the NSA, I’ve also got your PIN, and I can use it.”
“Anyone who fails to enroll in Obamacare will be my appointee as ambassador to Libya. Do we understand each other?”
Wewease the Kwaken!
“If you all don’t start doing what I say I’ll give you SUCH a pinch!”
He’ll send us all to bed without healthcare.
I have a dick and I know how to use it (on you)
He’ll have the NSA pull all our….wait…no, he’ll have the IRS….hold on…uh…he’ll direct the Justice Department to….uh….huh! What’s left?
He’ll give another speech during prime time.
Mandated onesies.
Obama said “I’ve got a pen and I can use it.” What other threats will he make?
“I’ll hold my finger an inch from Ted Cruz’s face and inform him that I am not touching him.”
“If you like your dog, you can’t keep it. Period”
“I’m sending in my ultimate drone, John Kerry”
@39 For the win
I agree with Burt. Cookies to Oppo (39)!!!!
And Kiss Up cookies to walruskkkch 🙂
I’ve got a communist and I can’t use him enough.
Obama said “I’ve got a pen and I can use it.”
And if you don’t believe me, look behind you and behold the awesomer power of the remote-signing-pen! I can sign you to death here AND there simultaneously!
I’ve got mom jeans and half a can of Gold Bond and I’ll show you how I use them.
Obama said “I’ve got a pen and I can use it.” What other threats will he make?
“I’ll go on vacation to Martha’s Vineyard, drink up all the Mimosas, eat up all the prosciutto and melon on toothpicks, ride around in a golf cart all week…and leave Michele here in D.C. to deal with y’alls!”
…I’ve got mom jeans and I’m going to wear them
Now that I’ve made ‘health care’ “affordable”, I think Ill make food “affordable” too.
Do what I say or I’ll resign and you’ll be stuck with Joe for 3 long years.
Obama said “I’ve got a pen and I can use it.” What other threats will he make?
“I’ve got Air Force One and I can go out on more speaking tours!”
“I’ll shut down the intercontinental railroad!”
“next Executive Order…nuthin’ but Tyler Perry/Medea movies coming out of Hollywood!”
I’ve got the speed control for the money printing machines and I can turn them up to ludicrous speed.
@31 Does the Auto-pen come with a high capacity inkwell? Can we ban it?
I’ve got a pen and I can hand it to a domestic terrorist and have him write me another book and all you white guilt ridden fools will go out and buy it, making me even richer for doing nothing then I am now.
I don’t have a brain. Can I borrow yours?
Impeach me and Biden takes over!
The 22nd amendment is no longer in force.
“And I have an Eviction Notice with your name on it.
Obama said “I’ve got a pen and I can use it.” What other threats will he make?
“By Executive Order, starting next week, on all cable and broadcast television channels, all Michele, Hillary, and JANEANE GAROFALO all the time!”
Ok I could at least stand for Michele and Hillary. They are at least funny. Including JANEANE GAROFALO is a deal breaker. She/he/it is so boring that I would probably puke
Initiate Plan Mochelle 1:: every male will watch one hour of Oprah’s 212 yrs a slave per day. White males will benefit from 2 hrs a day. Latino males will benefit from 1.25 hours of Oprah’s 212 yrs a slave per day. If you don’t feel guilty because of the shade you happened to be born, YOU are racist and must watch the OWN network for the rest of your life. PS. No monster trucks or keg stands. ever…
the following initiative will be in place until the wearing of pants is optional…. Carry on.
Obama said “I’ve got a pen and I can use it.” What other threats will he make?
“I’ve got a booger in my nose and it’s going to be picked and flicked at a tea bagger. My IRS has ruled I can do this without recompense.”
…”I have altered the Constitution… Pray I don’t alter it any further.”
“I’ve Got a Pen and I Can Use It”. What Other Threats Will He Make?”
“I’ve got a bucket on my head, you can’t see me!”
…I have pudding… and I know how to use it.