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Brian Williams Rescues Three Children In East Villiage Building Fire
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In true modest fashion, Williams never even mentioned that he went back into the building as the flames threatened his ruggedly handsome good looks, in order to rescue 3 puppies and an armload of kittens. After a quick resuscitation, they all cuddled against him and fell asleep, exhausted.
After the construction of the Golden Gate bridge, Obama told Brian Williams that he did indeed build that.- Tall but true tales of the news anchor who also built the first intercontinental railway in his spare time, under budget.