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Obama, Key Democrats to Introduce Legislation Banning 30 Round Magazines in Video Games
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Well this is certainly an honor! I’m glad you enjoyed this article. I can’t say the same for all the NRA folks who took it literally. Their reactions were wonderful, nonetheless.
Sure, as long as you can get grenades, mini-guns, the occasional super power and unlimited lives!
But only then!