Straight Line of the Day: They Finally Found a Use for Michelle Obama’s “Healthy” School Lunches…

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They finally found a use for Michelle Obama’s “healthy” school lunches…

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  1. … catering the next DNC convention.

    … landfill for when California falls into the ocean.

    … have ICE feed it to the illegals coming across the border (wait, they get better treatment than the rest of us, nevermind…)

  2. …and it involves ‘massive blowing of chunks’ each and every time pictures of
    typical Michelle-Mandated Lunches are shown in a double-blind study of High-Schooler’s nutritional habits……

  3. …for when the ipecac just won’t do.

    …dish washers gotta work to. – Judge Smails

    …EPA friendly disposal of used petri dishes.

    …she can hide the fat kids behind the mounds of garbage.

    …cops can hone their shooting skills breaking up food fights.

    …fly repellant for drought stricken region’s children when Sally Struthers films a commercial.

  4. They finally found a use for Michelle Obama’s “healthy” school lunches…

    …helping the economy by increasing sales at the McDonalds which, (no lie), is right next door to our high school.

  5. They finally found a use for Michelle Obama’s “healthy” school lunches…

    ,,,teaching the students that if they drop out and/or go to prison, this will be their ONLY choice for meals every day. #ScaredStraight.

  6. . . . wallpaper paste

    . . . to test Canadian rats

    . . . would have been used to finish off death row killers if not for the 8th amendment

    . . . an entry in the Guinness Book for the country with the most protein filled trash cans

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