Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
They finally found a use for Michelle Obama’s “healthy” school lunches…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
They finally found a use for Michelle Obama’s “healthy” school lunches…
…by using them as a threat during the Iran nuke talks – “We will force all parties to eat this until an agreement is reached”.
… catering the next DNC convention.
… landfill for when California falls into the ocean.
… have ICE feed it to the illegals coming across the border (wait, they get better treatment than the rest of us, nevermind…)
…but decided to stick with water boarding.
They finally found a use for Michelle Obama’s “healthy” school lunches…
replacing nuclear warheads.
…and once the re-education camps open the plan will be a go!
…they market it as ‘gay friendly’ and accuse anyone who doesn’t like it as a bigot and demonized them until they shut up and eat.
…increasing the drop-out rate and welfare rolls.
Feeding it to the pigs so they can then be slaughtered to feed the kids.
. . . catering weddings for gays who were refused service by RELIGIOUS BIGOTS!!1!! in Indiana.
…and it involves ‘massive blowing of chunks’ each and every time pictures of
typical Michelle-Mandated Lunches are shown in a double-blind study of High-Schooler’s nutritional habits……
…for when the ipecac just won’t do.
…dish washers gotta work to. – Judge Smails
…EPA friendly disposal of used petri dishes.
…she can hide the fat kids behind the mounds of garbage.
…cops can hone their shooting skills breaking up food fights.
…fly repellant for drought stricken region’s children when Sally Struthers films a commercial.
… the “Rat” problem in most major cities is now under control… they heat the school trash at the dump….
and by “use” we mean they declared it useful, struck the tent and sent the clowns home.
They finally found a use for Michelle Obama’s “healthy” school lunches…
…helping the economy by increasing sales at the McDonalds which, (no lie), is right next door to our high school.
They finally found a use for Michelle Obama’s “healthy” school lunches…
…compost!
They finally found a use for Michelle Obama’s “healthy” school lunches…
,,,teaching the students that if they drop out and/or go to prison, this will be their ONLY choice for meals every day. #ScaredStraight.
Michelle: “Don’t let them eat cake!”
… props for her role as The Creature From The Black Legume.
Rat control in the NYC subway system
@15 ConnecticutCompromise: “Compost” was my choice, too, being spring and all. Potatoes! (and Irish Whiskey!)
… Like twinkies, they will likely survive the coming nuclear apocalypse.
… But it was quickly banned by the UN.
. . . wallpaper paste
. . . to test Canadian rats
. . . would have been used to finish off death row killers if not for the 8th amendment
. . . an entry in the Guinness Book for the country with the most protein filled trash cans