"Ninth Circuit is reversed." I presume they have a macro for that.
— Popehat (@Popehat) March 31, 2015
I've been watching this Caterpillar bulldozer for a few weeks now and I'm waiting for it to turn into a terrifying butterfly robot.
— Easter Antagonist (@AnOrangeSNES) March 31, 2015
Che Guevara: "Crazy with fury I will stain my rifle red while slaughtering any enemy!"
Dude, calm down. You're just a t-shirt model.
— Michael J Nelson (@michaeljnelson) March 31, 2015
Teaching about world monuments is more complicated these days, because you have to explain there's another one of everything in Las Vegas.
— MKupperman (@MKupperman) March 31, 2015
There is a pretty tremendous irony in the host of The Daily Show complaining that people are taking him out of context.
— Political Math (@politicalmath) April 1, 2015
Hey MSM, hot angle: The Iranian negotiators would never cater a gay wedding. And yet the White House is trying to do business with them.
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) April 1, 2015
Don't compare yourself to a Selma marcher when you're unleashing the dogs and firehoses.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) April 2, 2015
The last time I heard this many people scream for pizza and cake it was at a toddler’s birthday party.
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) April 2, 2015
[my dog viciously murders a person]
Aww he thinks he’s people
— Nice Hippo (@NicestHippo) April 2, 2015
When I see a man in shorts put an orange ball through a metal hole, I like to turn to other men and slap their hands while I am screaming.
— jeffrey cranor (@happierman) April 3, 2015