Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama said he wants to improve Fox News by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Obama said he wants to improve Fox News by…
…enlisting the aid of Ylvis.
…replacing them with robots.
…releasing the hounds…
…declaring that the EPA has authority over Fox…
..siccing Steve Martin and Dan Aykroyd on them…
… Muggyn’ Kelly
… starting to bill O’Reilly
… hiring the handicapped for Special Report
…reducing their carbon footprint with oxidation reactions (aka burning).
…sending them to re-education camps run by the next president of the United States, Hillary Clinton. ♪♫ Happy days are here again…♪♫
… declaring that their chief weapon is “fair.” And “balanced.” Two: their two chief weapons are fair and balanced….
President Obama said he wants to improve Fox News by…
trading it for MSNBC.
slaking his thirst on the blood of it’s news staff.
just being the best durn President he could be.
…forcing them to do affirmative action hires of Brian Williams, Dan Rather and George Stephanopoulis. perhaps even Keith O
*** Breaking News ***
Just into the news room:
Austin, TX (AP) – Frank J. Fleming, noted author and owner of the famous blog website, “IMAO,” announced today via automatic press release that he’ll be writing copy for FOX News, but only on Fridays since things are so slow at his blog on that day, plus it pays well. While Frank couldn’t be reached for comment, an apparently all-digital algorithm called “Harvey” was able to respond to our network query with brief digital statements that looked suspiciously like blog shorts. And, another figure at IMAO going by the name “Basil” also replied to our information requests but only with graphics images in the form of political cartoons (that the Obama Administration apparently finds offensive).
It’s not known if any of these other personalities at IMAO, including a more recent one named “Lactose the Intolerant,” are, in fact, actual human beings, but their web entries appear real enough to pass for an unusual kind of active intelligence, possibly of artificial, extraterrestrial origin. It is known, however, that Frank is definitely a hominid of terrestrial origin.
…putting Michael Moore in charge of it.
…by declaring Open Season on all Foxes.
…by signing and Executive Order requiring Annoymiss cookies be provided in the Green Room.
President Obama said he wants to improve Fox News by…
applying his immense organizational skills honed to a razor’s edge by his intense years working with his fellow legislators in the Illinois and US Senate and the impressive people skills he demonstrates every day as President.
…crushing them, driving them before him, and hear the lamentation of their women.
…having the IRS audit every last one of them.
. . . telling Bill Clinton about all the “foxes” there
@14 – best movie Arnold ever did. It all went down hill from there.
President Obama said he wants to improve Fox News by…
… making them hire ugly women from the other networks so that you will be less inclined to watch.
… put it into syndictation.
… waiting until that Shepard, Smith, is a little more seasoned.
** ….Letting Michelle run the cafeteria and thus, driving anyone with taste buds out into the street.
President Obama said he wants to improve Fox News by…silencing them.
@19: Sounds like you’re trying to make “Shepherd’s Pie.”
I’m pretty sure Obama would be pleased if that Krauthammer guys would just disappear.
…stepping up his ebola importation program.
…executive ordering that all news and commentary be accompanied by a gang-sign interpreter.
…stomping the floor like he usually does when they are accurately reporting, but with the reporter’s head on the floor.
…putting Brian Williams in charge of all network ratings reports.
…changing his name to Fox Newz.
…commando tactics, no more getting his panties in a bunch when a real story is reported.
…..by providing halal meat in the break room.