Joe Biden said he’d only run for President if… he gets to keep the awesome desk chair he has right now. It is so much fun to spin around in it until I puke!
…he gets to take performance enhancing drugs. (it’s so much easier in Great Britain. There, they don’t have to run for election. Their politicians only have to stand for election.
…his dog tells him to and his toaster stops yelling at him.
…Trump gets hair plugs.
Joe Biden said he’d only run for President if… he gets to keep the awesome desk chair he has right now. It is so much fun to spin around in it until I puke!
…the White House builds a rooftop pool with a glass bottom.
…he’s allowed to hire “all of my Somali friends”.
Someone is available to tie his shoes first.
…Obama turned off the invisible fence so he could leave the yard.
…Obama leaves a couple of enemies for him to surrender to.
…there is ice cream!
…Trump drops out and doesn’t split the comb-over vote.
…cabinet meetings continue to be just the president sucking his thumb and rocking back and forth on the sofa while people whisper in the corner.
Chuck stands up
…”Chuck Graham runs with me. Er, rolls with me.”
…Candy Crowley agrees to moderate all the debates.
…he gets to take performance enhancing drugs. (it’s so much easier in Great Britain. There, they don’t have to run for election. Their politicians only have to stand for election.
. . . it was his son’s dying wish. (How could any invented punchline beat that?)
Hill froze over.
…he can get Neil Kinnock to write all his speeches.
… Nancy Pelosi will dance in front of him with a string bikini.
… it’s an emergency. Otherwise, he’ll just walk.
@14: Thanks for the nightmare fuel, NF!
. . . Obama gives him directions to the other seven states.
…nobody else wants the job.
…he continues to get those happy pills they gave him for his debate with Paul Ryan.
…it’s for President of the Hair Club for Men.
Joe Biden Said He’d Only Run for President If…..
Obama agrees to be his human shield, he did it for 8 years so it’s only fair.
Joe Biden said he’d only run for President if…
you insist.
the sun rises in the Est.
Look! Squirrel!
Joe Biden said he’d only run for President if…
… walking isn’t permitted.
… they have a cool slogan like they had in 08 and 12, such as Dolt and Joe.