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  1. …is a pointy stick…(Is that a pencil or Miley Cyrus naked?)

    …shark chum with hair plugs, it’s Joe Biden.

    …an angry Vester Flanagan outside the Pearly Gates claiming race and gay discrimination.

    …(Sad to say, but…) a cop putting gas in his car.

  2. Ayatollah Char le Hebron from “It’s The Great Satan, Char le Hebron!”
    Disappointed Democrats: “All we got was Candy Crowley.”
    Elated Ayatollah (In burkha riddled with bullet holes): “I got Iraq!!”

  3. A straight, white, church attending, pro-life, employed, United States citizen, still married to their first and only spouse, the parent of home schooled children, carrying a pocket copy of the United States Constitution with a loaded pistol holstered on their hip.

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