If they put a 16-year-old head on a 64-year-old body, the government will force you to make a 64-candle birthday cake for that combo. But they won’t allow it to start collecting Social Security.
@9 Well I’m all for the guillotine part of the procedure in that case. We can always wait for suitable donors. Perhaps ISIS can supply us, can’t be any worse than doing business with Planned Parenthood.
And a 10% chance of turning into Rosie Greer.
How does just swapping heads help either person in this?
The neurosurgeon might just be pig-headed.
If it doesn’t work out, I hear that Pee Wee is holding auditions for a Jambi replacement
The survivors of this operation will always make wrong-headed decisions.
Man! Be sure to read all the fine print on the contract! “Um, the guy I’m switching with isn’t in prison, is he?”
I foresee a whole new boom time for lawyers, and a new meaning for a Writ of Habeas Corpus.
sure, I’ve got a spare head you can use! Can’t wait to see how this one figures into Obamacare
Hummmm. I foresee a whole new fertile area of scientific experimentation for Planned Parenthood in the field of human head transplants.
Just wondering do you need a head donor or a body donor?
If they put a 16-year-old head on a 64-year-old body, the government will force you to make a 64-candle birthday cake for that combo. But they won’t allow it to start collecting Social Security.
So how soon before people in prison demand a free head transplant followed by a new trial?
“Your honor, my client is clearly not the person in the surveillance video and was wrongly convicted, I demand he be released immediately”.
@9 Well I’m all for the guillotine part of the procedure in that case. We can always wait for suitable donors. Perhaps ISIS can supply us, can’t be any worse than doing business with Planned Parenthood.
I know where there’s a surplus of test subjects — let’s dispatch a team of proctologists to DC!