Sanders Baby, WIC and cable under the tree,
Poor me.
I’ve been an awful good Dem, Sanders baby,
So hurry (don’t tell Jimmy!) tonight.
Sanders baby, a ’54 McCarthy hearing too,
Go Blue!
I’ll wait up for you dear,
Sanders baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.
Think of all the money I’ve missed,
Think of all the things that I have kissed,
Next year I could vote for you, blissed,
If you’ll check off my Christmas list,
Sanders baby, I wanna yacht,
And really that’s not a lot,
Kerry’s had one in Rhode Island (or not),
Sanders baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.
Sanders Money, there’s one thing I really do need,
The deed
To a platinum mine,
Sanders honey, so make like “Jimmah” tonight.
Sanders cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex,
And checks.
Put your “Ex” out of mind,
Sanders cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight.
Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With taxpayer gifts bought at Tiffany’s,
I really do believe in you,
Let’s see if you believe in me,
Sanders baby, forgot to mention one thing, love:
E-mails.
I don’t mean on dot-gov.
Sanders baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry down the Kool-Aid tonight,
Hurry, tonight.
Sanders’ Cause Is Comin’ To Town
Sanders Baby, WIC and cable under the tree,
Poor me.
I’ve been an awful good Dem, Sanders baby,
So hurry (don’t tell Jimmy!) tonight.
Sanders baby, a ’54 McCarthy hearing too,
Go Blue!
I’ll wait up for you dear,
Sanders baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.
Think of all the money I’ve missed,
Think of all the things that I have kissed,
Next year I could vote for you, blissed,
If you’ll check off my Christmas list,
Sanders baby, I wanna yacht,
And really that’s not a lot,
Kerry’s had one in Rhode Island (or not),
Sanders baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight.
Sanders Money, there’s one thing I really do need,
The deed
To a platinum mine,
Sanders honey, so make like “Jimmah” tonight.
Sanders cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex,
And checks.
Put your “Ex” out of mind,
Sanders cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight.
Come and trim my Christmas tree,
With taxpayer gifts bought at Tiffany’s,
I really do believe in you,
Let’s see if you believe in me,
Sanders baby, forgot to mention one thing, love:
E-mails.
I don’t mean on dot-gov.
Sanders baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight,
Hurry down the Kool-Aid tonight,
Hurry, tonight.
Hillary’s “‘Twas the Night Before Kristallnacht”…
Anchor babies were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of sugar-daddies danced in their heads;
Obama and his Cur-Chief, and I in my cups,
Had just settled down to a dinner of pups,
When on the White House lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang to my server to de-frag all my most recent chatter.
Away to the toilet, I threw down my Flash,
Tore open the hard drive, and hid all the cash.
Remembering the fate of the now-fallen Snowden,
Gave a lustre of Midway to a campaign implodin’.
When what to Bill’s wandering eye did appear,
But a sinecure’s lay and eight tiny reign years!
With his little “O”-driver so lively and quick,
I thought for a moment he must be Old Nick.
More rapid than eagles my curses they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called out by name:
“Now, flash her! Now dump her! A cigar and wine spritzer!
On, Commies! On, Cupid! I’m done here with Blitzer!”
To the top of the Party — To the top of the Mall!
Now Daschle’s away! Flash away! And the heck with you all!
@3 Oppo: You’re a poet and you know it. ~~~~~