Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Breakthrough! Researchers have developed a new brain implant that can…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Breakthrough! Researchers have developed a new brain implant that can…
… restore the balance in Pamela Anderson.
…mow lawns
…stop that rattling noise when Joe Biden shakes his head.
Breakthrough! Researchers Have Developed a New Brain Implant That Can…
…not work with Libs since there isn’t anything to attach it to.
… miraculously make brains work in Washington DC.
… set off TSA metal detectors at even further range.
@3 – Stuffing a gross of foam peanuts into his ears would work, also.
…leap tall buildings in a single bound.
…allow you to pick out the good cats from the bad cats.
… make us marginally valuable to our soon-to-be robot overlords, making it less likely that they would automatically eliminate us…
…be programmed to mimic ANY personality, including Frank J.’s, although, why you’d want to do that isn’t clear since all Frank does is disappear.
Breakthrough! Researchers have developed a new brain implant that can…
work as easily as a Chia pet to regrow lost hair.
@7 – “good cats”…heh, you’re funny.
Breakthrough! Researchers have developed a new brain implant that can…
actually make hot chicks be attracted to lonely researchers.
make you the smartest person on Earth. The downside is that it can only be installed rectally.
make heads or tails out of COmmoncore math problems.
function for you while you are intoxicated.
…make its own phone calls with a new kind of neurotransmitter.
…accept and carry out Order 66 when so ordered.
… keep track of up to ten Hillary server stories.
“Breakthrough! Researchers have developed a new brain implant that can…”
be hacked but it is OK top people are working on solution.
Breakthrough! Researchers have developed a new brain implant that can…
control the steering and brakes on your neighbor’s Jeep.
sense when your VW is being tested for emissions.
. . . cause Hillary Clinton to admit what a SCOAMF she is.
. . . make you immune to a soon to be released radiowave signal that will make the hoi polloi kill each other so you can basque in the nirvana of elitism of the world to come. Warning: Side effects may include head exploding if a different signal is released. Don’t worry, though. Obama already has this. If you can trust Obama’s judgment, who can you trust!
Breakthrough! Researchers have developed a new brain implant that can…
do everything a normal brain can do for only 100x the money.
…give you the same “gratification” liberals experience when a right is violated, but without the embarrassing prematurity.
…make you listen to an Obama pronouncement or speech without the obligatory gun to your head.
I can’t believe I’m commenting here, I thought this place was dead, but.
Breakthrough! Researchers have developed a new brain implant that can,,,
Stiffen the spine of RINO Congressional and Senatorial members to the extent that they actually vote in favor of the things their electors elected them to vote for.
@23 – It only feels dead without Anonymiss around.