Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary Clinton’s biggest campaign expense…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary Clinton’s biggest campaign expense…
… barf bags, Geritol, plastic surgery, yes-men.
…cankle massages with a mandatory releasing of her second chakra.
…is the personal cost of having to mingle with the unwashed masses that represent her core constituency.
Eye of newt. Hush money.
…creating thr illusion of how poor she is.
…southern dialect training sessions.
…caviar and Champale.
Norton 360 security software.
“After days of wandering, they follow a beautiful white bird to a clearing in the woods, where they discover a large cottage built of gingerbread and cakes with window panes of clear sugar. Hungry and tired, the children begin to eat the rooftop of the candy house, when the door opens. A hideous old hag named Hillary, emerges and lures them inside with the promise of soft beds and delicious food. Unaware that their hostess is a bloodthirsty witch who built the gingerbread house to lure children to her to cook and eat them, the children enter the house.” Upkeep on that house is a real bugger; you bet!
…downloadable content updates for Humor.exe and spontaneity.exe
There are two items that are tied for the greatest expense:
1) Paying to have her Pant Suits pressed to remove Cankle creases….
2) Paying her handlers to keep Bill out of trouble and the news……
…lawsuits and pantsuits.
…bribes for reporters.
Hillary Clinton’s Biggest Campaign Expense…
…goes to Katy Perry to keep an eye on Bill.
…the spin doctors to make sure she can be for and against every issue.
…Botox and bar tabs.
…breath mints for interns.
was NOT computer security.
Getting all the “lost” ballots it might need ready.
Hillary Clinton’s Biggest Campaign Expense…
… janitors to clean up the crap that is produced by her campaign.
Hillary Clinton’s Biggest Campaign Expense…
Salaries for rent-a-mobs
Silly-Putty-based make-up
…is for minimum wage labor and transportation for Chicago campaign workers, i.e., those two wheeled manually pulled carts and the bell ringer shouting “Bring out your dead”.
…Scotchgard for Bill’s dalliances, and a few million so he will occasionally “remember” that she is running for office.
…cassette players, and tapes that always end with the words self destruct.
Large check to Bernie Sanders for his email comment.
Cankle bracelets