Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most important thing to know about Canada’s new Prime Minister…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The most important thing to know about Canada’s new Prime Minister…
…he’s a commie.
The most important thing to know about Canada’s new Prime Minister…
he is very cartoonish.
The most important thing to know about Canada’s new Prime Minister…
he is secretly a Bruins fan.
he is what Obama would be if he had a white father.
he still has to come to the US to get proper medical care.
…is he’s a big fan of walnuts in cookies.
…is that this is proof that all looks and no substance really does get you far in life.
…surrender monkeys come in all kinds of packages.
…He subscribes to the kumbaya foreign policy model.
Who cares? It’s not like Canada is a real country.
…He prefers Labatt over Molsen
…He understands what the real “Canadian Ballet” actually is
…Can identify the United States correctly 2 out of 3 times on the map drawn by Miss South Carolina
…He is willing to trade a hockey playing black bear with a fresh salmon for an NFL franchise and a naval ship that doesn’t run on oars
…he know more Newfie jokes than anyone
… he can only be divided by himself and Un.
…he was elected without a single vote from Doonesbury.
…is that his country will be conquered by China.
Professor Hale wins!
…is (1) no bright light, (2) don’t get him wet, and (3) never feed him after midnight, no matter how much he begs.
@11: no, no — Oppo wins.
It’s freakin’ anarchy here.
… is that, because of his skin color, he is not being considered for a Nobel Peace Prize just yet.
Is that Canada really is a country with borders and money and stuff.
… is this, I guess:
New Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau Supports Unlimited Abortions Up to Birth
“Your water just broke? Justin Time! We have precious few seconds for you to change your mind.”
– Gorey Trudeau
…he doesn’t judge Straight Line of the day posts.
…is that, when things go wrong, he can BLAME CANADA!! ♪♫ ♪♫ ♪♫
@16 Can you have more than one before birth in Canada? Strange country. Although I did hear that the waiting list for an abortion is 12 months these days.
…he thinks of the U.S. as the border between Canada and Cuba.
…we can start making fun of Canadian money again in 3…2…1…
…Mick Jagger just put his barge pole up on eBay.
…bowing to pressure, San Francisco just instituted a military draft, and the exodus has begun.