The most unbelievable thing happened at the Democrat debate… A sink-hole opened up beneath the venue and swallowed the entire building taking the crowd, all the candidates, and Anderson Cooper too! And there were no survivors!
…any and all pregnant (or pot-bellied) women were beset upon by scalpel wielding abortion doctors and the ensuing tide of blood and gore was blamed not on global warming or the presence of several union bosses, just heavily edited live video.
…the level of crazy in a room full of leftists hit an all time low of 100%.
Bernie Sanders with one line decided to remain a Vermont Socialist as opposed to becoming a National Socialist… I guess he didn’t want to have to grow the mustache.
…-Anderson Cooper almost went full McEnroe (“The question, jerk!)
…- it was revealed that there were FIVE running for the Democrat nomination…who knew?
…it was opened with a rousing rendition of “The Internationale”.
oh wait…you said the most UNbelievable thing…
Truth be told not one damn thing that could be considered an “unbelievable thing” happened at the Democrat Debate…it was all the usual Demo BS.
. . . Hillary was not the most masculine one there, thanks to the presence of Jim Webb.
…to the casual observer, it appeared to be a tie for ‘best’ between Deez Nutz and John McAfee.
The most unbelievable thing happened at the Democrat debate… A sink-hole opened up beneath the venue and swallowed the entire building taking the crowd, all the candidates, and Anderson Cooper too! And there were no survivors!
What? I can dream can’t I?
… one of the candidates actually made sense.
Okay, Harvey, I give up. What was it?
…the crowd actually clapped and cheered as some of the non-answers.
…any and all pregnant (or pot-bellied) women were beset upon by scalpel wielding abortion doctors and the ensuing tide of blood and gore was blamed not on global warming or the presence of several union bosses, just heavily edited live video.
…the level of crazy in a room full of leftists hit an all time low of 100%.
…was the shocking Red Debate arranged by Lord Frey.
…was when the ghost of FDR showed up and said, “The only thing to fear, is the Democrat Party itself!”
…the audience didn’t boo God.
… NASA detected faint traces of water in Hillary’s glass.
… nobody referred to Bernie Sanders as the Cousin Oliver of politics.
(or Debbie Wasserman-Schultz as Cousin It.)
…”water in Hillary’s glass”…that’s worth a batch of cookies and a barrel of bacon. Great line, Oppo.
…there was a Marine on stage.
…Biden won. Because he was the only one that didn’t spout socialist nonsense. Probably due to the fact he wasn’t there.
Bernie Sanders with one line decided to remain a Vermont Socialist as opposed to becoming a National Socialist… I guess he didn’t want to have to grow the mustache.
… five people won at the same time at Democrap keyword BINGO!