Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Turns out the Washington Post conspired to hide the fact that Hillary Clinton…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Turns out the Washington Post conspired to hide the fact that Hillary Clinton…
Is actually a series of transgendered clones.
…believe the pantsuit will be bigger than the boob belt.
. . . casts no shadow
. . . cannot be seen in a mirror
. . . visits Borgin and Burkes on a regular basis
. . . once bested Chris Christie in a pie-eating contest
Was stoned out of her gourd when she went before the Committee.
…is rich, old, and white.
…actually had a calving fit.
…is so near emitting her last screech that she had a coffin fitting.
…keept confusing the embassy with Fort Marcy Park.
…is so pilled up that when she has a seizure her cankles sound like rattle snakes.
…is a creation of the “Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy”.
…”is a space alien that sells cigarettes to your children”…
…doesn’t know what “is” is…
…never met a rape victim she couldn’t destroy.
…voted in favor of the Stamp Act.
C64,
I was going to mention something about the Teapot Dome Scandal but your comment will do.
…had some prostate issues at her last physical.
… is actually Bruce Jenner in yet another really bad gender bender outfit.
…is the Madame in control of their little house of presstitution.
…she’s just ¡Yeb! in a pastel pantsuit.
…is contemplating giving Bill the title of First Pimp after her election.
…is actually Deep Throat. Yeah, let that one sink in for a minute.
… took an axe,
and gave her mother forty whacks
…won the balance beam competition in the 1936 Olympic Games.
…often volunteers at the abortion clinic with her handy coat hanger.
…eats fried aborted baby parts for breakfast – on a stick.
…packs heat. (Those cankles burn.)
…Hillary’s mom had her tested and she was declared insane. The attending psychiatrist disappeared.
Turns out the Washington Post conspired to hide the fact that Hillary Clinton…
needs everything hidden.
has so many things the need to be hidden they couldn’t do all that heavy lifting by itself.
spells the end of American Democracy as we know it.
Turns out the Washington Post conspired to hide the fact that Hillary Clinton…
proved Dean Wormer wrong. Fat, drunk and stupid can get you through life.
was a popular date choice for Wellesley hog parties.
is incensed that Clint Eastwood will be talking to a double-wide empty pantsuit at the 2016 Republican Convention.
Turns out the Washington Post conspired to hide the fact that Hillary Clinton…
has already pointed out that at this, it just doesn’t matter.
this point, THIS POINT! Gosh durn it!
After stuffing another “inconvenient fact” into hiding, the total mass collapsed into itself and now has it’s very own event horizon where even the light of day can not escape it’s grasp. Turns Out the Washington Post Conspired to Hide the Fact That Hillary Clinton…is now a Black Hole! (Please remind the moron on the Dallas city council that this is NOT a racist statement).
…is George Soros in drag.