Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Upon meeting Obama at the UN Conference, Russian President Vladimir Putin said…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Upon meeting Obama at the UN Conference, Russian President Vladimir Putin said…
… “You know, you don’t have to bend over every time we meet.”
Upon meeting Obama at the UN Conference, Russian President Vladimir Putin said…
Who’s yer Daddy?!
Upon meeting Obama at the UN Conference, Russian President Vladimir Putin said…
Muslim…right?
Upon meeting Obama at the UN Conference, Russian President Vladimir Putin said…
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….
…”Yep, more flexible than Olga Korbut.”
Upon meeting Obama at the UN Conference, Russian President Vladimir Putin said…
…ha ha, they sent a boy to do a man’s job.
…organize THIS!
…Wouldn’t you prefer a nice game of chess?
…”Do you feel lucky, punk?”
…”Are there more like you at home, Schnookie?”
…”Dude, you’re stinkin’ up the auditorium.”
…”You won’t believe what Hillary said about you in her emails!”
…”Zdravstvuyte, zaikaniye klastera yebat’ iz dosadnaya oshibka,” which is Russian for “Hello, SCOAMF.”
…”Tell Hillary, thanks for the Reset Button!”
“I don’t mind a parasite. I object to a cut-rate one.”
“Where I’m going, you can’t follow. What I’ve got to do, you can’t be any part of.”
[Obama: “You despise me, don’t you?”
Putin: “If I gave you any thought, I probably would.”]
…”Somebody’s got to clean-up your mess.”
“Thanks for stating that the line in Syria was to be a red one.”
“They also serve who only stand and wait.”
“My fallow Americans, I’m pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw America forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.”
…”Actually, we like American cowboy presidents better.”
Upon meeting Obama at the UN Conference, Russian President Vladimir Putin said…
“52% of America was truly this stupid? Twice?”
“Khrushchev said we will take America without firing a shot. Thank you for making it possible. Dolt.”
“I commend you. Your plan to destroy America was better than ours.”
“Roll over, tool. Snowden gave us copies of all your hidden documents. Kenya dig it?”
…”Hey! Buckaroo! Nyet. Forget it.”
A-wop-bom-a-loo-mop-a-lomp-bom-bom!
…”Incoming!!!”
“We have known each other many years, but this is the first time you’ve come to me for counsel or for help. I can’t remember the last time you invited me to your house for a cup of coffee. But let’s be Frank here. You never wanted my friendship. And you feared to be in my debt.
“I understand. You found paradise in America. You had a good trade, you made a good living. The police protected you and there were courts of law. So you didn’t need a friend like me. Now you come and say ‘Vladimir, let’s cooperate.’ But you don’t ask with respect.
“If you’d come to me in friendship, this scum who ruined your legacy would be suffering this very day. And if by some chance a man like yourself made enemies they would become my enemies. And then, they would fear you.”
…”I see that your wife has a large ass. Do you feed it often?”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
“Do you mind picking up my hotel and restaurant bills? Some nimrod symbolically froze my assets in the United States. *chortle.*”
…”Tell your buddy John McCain to go stick it.”
. . . in Russia, community organizes YOU.
…to his aide, “who is this nobody and why is he wasting my time?”
…”Barry, do you like movies about gladiators?”
…”Are you not entertained?”
@ 23.Jimmy: ~~~
…”Mr. President, there’s a door prize for you. (Turns to an aid…) Show the President the door.”
…”Where are the rest of the Village People?”
Upon meeting Obama at the UN Conference, Russian President Vladimir Putin said…
Get away from me you whiny little faggot!
“Sumer lovin’, had me a blast…”
. . . “What a maroon! What a maroon!”
Upon meeting Obama at the UN Conference, Russian President Vladimir Putin said…
here is my ticket, please bring my limo around.
Upon meeting Obama at the UN Conference, Russian President Vladimir Putin said…
Make me a sammich……beotch
Upon meeting Obama at the UN Conference, Russian President Vladimir Putin said…
hey, can you get that box off the top shelf for me?
Upon meeting Obama at the UN Conference, Russian President Vladimir Putin said…
–you better put some ice on that lip…
“I take my coffee black, not this half and half дерьмо.
“You may rise.”