Normally works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Something a little different today… Here’s a list of 9 things that make Liberals cry. Your job is to tell me what #10 is:
Normally works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Something a little different today… Here’s a list of 9 things that make Liberals cry. Your job is to tell me what #10 is:
10) GERBIL WORMING
10) BOOOSH!!!
10) Lists of things that make liberals cry.
10) Being lower on the SJW victim pyramid than someone else.
10 The truth.
10) Carbon
10)Anyone else’s success
10)
What doesn’t?
Life,
The Universe
small furry creature from Alpha Centauri
??? 10) 42??
10) Anything that can’t be Community Organized.
10) Work
10) not being able to get the lid off a pickle jar.
10) MIKE ROWE AGGRESSIONS
10) Human Life
10) Finding out the 98% white country they claim they’re moving to if
Trumpanyone without a D after their name wins the “election” has actual immigration laws that are enforced and won’t let them in.10) CARLOS DANGER
Just for the record I want everyone to know that Carlos Danger is not related to me in any way. ~ Nick Danger, Third Eye.
10) Right to Work laws.
10) Being born white.
Unregulated Activities.
10) Minorities, unless we vote D and only for the few months prior to Election Day.
The cold indifference of Laws of Nature, Physics, Logic, and Math to emotional appeals.
10) Disagree with them on anything
10) Onions. Because even liberals have basic human anatomy.
10) Safe spaces where they can retreat from corporate America being too far from the nearest Starbucks.
10) A/C not working well in Mom & Dad’s basement.
They may have the same basic human anatomy now, but they are working hard to change that.
Is it my imagination, or has Can of Spam been away from this forum far too long?
I am quite disappointed in the lack of cookies being bestowed anymore.
That there would make Chuck Norris cry.
10) Musket in the junk.
Using gender inappropriate pronouns.
Logic and laws of physics.
Things they think could hurt “the children” except for abortion on demand.
Anything they know absolutely squat about but have been assured by the MSM/DNC/BLM/Hollywood is bad.
A good Fisking
As an aside…is it telling that the image used for a liberal is a crying woman?
All liberals are crying women.
10) White actors doing ethnic characters and any character not played by a minority.
10) Looting fires that spread to non Asian minority owned businesses.
10) Pageant contestants made to wear revealing swimwear, and all other women having to cover their breasts.
10) Cost of extra security when the migrant camp moves next door.
10) Having to stop drowning kittens to torture the English language in a bid to get elected.
10) A camera at a funeral.
… Somebody not thinking of the children.
(with acknowledgement to formerhostage for being there first.)
10) CITIZENS UNITED
10) Gene Wilder Passing away today… no, wait… dammit… that’s something that makes ME cry.
(And I will hippie-punch the first SJW who dares denigrate any of his work. And the second. And the third…)
Now who can argue with that? I think we’re all indebted to can of spam for clearly stating what needed to be said.
10) Micro-agressions. Macro-agressions. Passive-aggression. Pretty much aggression in general with all of its testosterone implications.
10) Gender dimorphism in mammals, which h8ers use to impose their intolerant h8-crime h8-splaining that gender is neither fluid nor a matter of personal choice. H8ERS!!!1!!
inability to get a kale soy latte
being pistol-whipped
arithmetic
having a mechanic or truck driver move in next door
manual transmissions
parallel parking
Anything that is hard to do.
Nascar!
Prayer
Dead trees in the forest
“Legal” immigration
10) Bacon!
10. Facts.
Working for a living.
Science!!1!!
Red meat.
Criminals getting their justice served to them.
Reality.
Providing for themselves.
No penises in the ladies room