Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Best excuse illegals give when caught crossing the border…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Best excuse illegals give when caught crossing the border…
I was following a chicken.
I’m looking for Anne Coulter, a shovel, and a piece of ground.
…”Obama said I could.”
…”Early voting starts tomorrow in North Carolina.”
…”I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque!”
dis ain’t Pismo Beach.
I’ll be Socially Secure.
…I saw a Taco Bell commercial that said to “Make a run for the border”.
Best excuse illegals give when caught crossing the border…
I couldn’t wait until the border crossed me.
Border? What border?
I don’t recall.
Best excuse illegals give when caught crossing the border…
borders are artificial constructs of a white patriarchal system of oppression.
Careful, or some watery tart will throw a sword at you…
…”Because I was in Mexico.”
Best excuse illegals give when caught crossing the border…
I hate America so much I had to move here.
There was sale at JC Penny’s!
needed to cash my welfare check.
No Habla “Law”.
have job wiping Hillary’s….server.
Badges? We don’t need no stinkin’ badges.
I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn’t have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
…I’m only here to do the jobs that Gringos won’t do, like voting for Hillary.
“The cankled one reminds me of my pet burro, Lolita.”
That is just sick on so many levels. I like it!
He later got the charges reduced to just following too close.
That must be one homely burro!
Looking at the north end while it’s headed south.
…”I was just searching for the BEST taco bowl…”
…”I am only following the directions on my ‘voting instructions’. This is the way to my polling place.”
…the word on the street says there is a shortage of cooks for Taco Trucks.
…it’s my weekend for visitation with my bambinos.
“I lost my car keys in Tijuana and I am looking for them.”
“If you lost them in Tijuana, why are you looking for them in San Diego?”
“The light is much better over here.”
Ba dum dum
“I’ve come to make America great again…. like when it was part of Mexico.”
I’m looking for an orange haired pinata.
Best excuse illegals give when caught crossing the border…
it depends upon your definition of border crossing.
I did not engage in crossings with THAT border!
If you like your border you can keep it.
Best excuse illegals give when caught crossing the border…
you call it border crossing I call it my commute.
I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those meddlesome kids!
I was trying to get to Canada in case Trump won the election.
Best excuse illegals give when caught crossing the border…
… I have job as Hillary’s email auto-reply.
… Canada is just too cold this time of year.
… must have made a wrong turn at Albuquerque.
Best excuse illegals give when caught crossing the border…
Wah sapnin?
That driver’s license is real, ignore the IDs R Us logo.
But I have more forged American documents than the president. Doesn’t that count for something?
I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
I’m here because Hillary said national security bored her.
Because out in the west Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican girl so…
nighttimes will find me at Rosie’s Cantina where music will play and Falina will whirl…