Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Insiders secretly fixed Hillary’s debate podium so that…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Insiders secretly fixed Hillary’s debate podium so that…
…gave an electric shock right before the national anthem, so she wouldn’t sit it out.
… wouldn’t make her look so much like Captain Pike behind it.
Insiders secretly fixed Hillary’s debate podium so that…
her gin IV wasn’t noticeable.
her forked tail was hidden.
she could plug in her universal translator.
…it allowed for continuous blood doping.
… it wouldn’t make people immediately think of “Hannibal Lectern.”
Insiders secretly fixed Hillary’s debate podium so that…
the teleprompters were invisible
…made the Donald look like an incoherent doofus to her…
…gave her an electric jolt every time she flashed that phony “I’m lying” smile…
….shocked her if she was about to tell the truth.
It would have shocked all of us. That’s one powerful unit!
… it could conceal any combination of pee and odium.
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… it could send and receive text messages. Half IM, half podium, it’s — Imodium(c)
Unfortunately, common side effects of Imodium include:
Drowsiness
Constipation
Tiredness
Dizziness
Bloating or stomach pain
Worsening diarrhea
Sore throat
Fever
Burning sensation in eyes
Infrequent or incomplete bowel movements
You forgot “Death”.
…it concealed the high-capacity capacitor quick charge in the event that her eye-blink rate dropped to a critical level.
… subliminally played her theme song for the debate:
“I want to leave you,
Don’t want to stay here;
Don’t want to spend
Another day here
Oh, oh, oh, I want to split now
I just can’t quit now
You’ve really got a Holt on me
You’ve really got a Holt on me…”
Insiders secretly fixed Hillary’s debate podium so that…
…kept her upright if and when her knees buckled.
…it wouldn’t belch green smoke and fire on her entrance and exit.
…it intermittently spritzed Febreze to mask the odor of sulfer,
…you couldn’t tell she was a hologram.
… hollow gramma, now.
…the Clinton Foundation graft telemetry let her know which answers had received the highest bid.
…NASA had found a use for one of it’s many unused gyroscopes to keep it from toppling when she grabbed it for support.
…Corinthian columns made her squat body look somewhat more proportionate to her gigantic head.
…the wet-vac sucking up her leaking embalming fluid only activated when Trump began speaking.
Insiders secretly fixed Hillary’s debate podium so that…
… it kept her topped of with fresh aborted fetuses