Speaking at Harry Reid’s retirement party, Hillary Clinton said “this is not the speech I expected to give after the election”.
Me either. I was expecting something more like “I’m going to send you basket of deplorables on the traditional trip for handbaskets.”

Hillary’s Victory Speech:
“Our first order of business will be to find out why I wasn’t up 50 points. We’re going to be reaching out and having serious conversations with people, corporations, and countries who aren’t on our donor lists.”