[Submitted by slapout (High Praise!)]

Note: light Googling does not reveal the origin of this quote. Anyone know who said it first? I’m guessing Alexander the Great of Macedonia, but I could be wrong.
[Submitted by slapout (High Praise!)]

Note: light Googling does not reveal the origin of this quote. Anyone know who said it first? I’m guessing Alexander the Great of Macedonia, but I could be wrong.
More likely Gilgamesh.
The earliest reference I could find on the Google is an almost identical quote from Jason Price on 11/10/16
https://twitter.com/RepublicanPunk/status/796893114652889088
All I know about Alexander the Great is, he wept when he realized there were no more Starbucks to burn down.