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Prediction – the most surprising thing that will happen during the Superbowl…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Prediction – the most surprising thing that will happen during the Superbowl…
…: some the time will be spent actually playing football.
…a controversial wealthy man with a former model for a wife and issues with telling the truth will get a great deal of attention…but enough about Tom Brady…
The halftime show might actually not be completely rubbish for once.
It’s lady Gaga, so…
…the underdogs will be trampled by the Clydesdales.
…unexpectedly: inflation.
… the referees will get a “catch ” ruling correct (c’mon, it COULD happen)…
…the liberal referee loses his balls.
…Russians hack the scoreboard.
… Jill Stein will demand a recount. Hillary will demand that the team with the most yardage wins, regardless of the score.
… the Most Valuable Player award will go to Neil Gorsuch.
…Belichick will attempt to make a goal line stand by ordering a wall be built on the one-yard line. The surprising part is when he sends a bill for it to the Falcons.
Lady Gaga comes out in a MAGA hat, waving the American Flag, saluting the troops, police officers & fire fighters of America, and leads the entire audience in rousing renditions of “God Bless America” and “America the Beautiful” And then monkeys will fly out of my butt as Hell freezes over.
Ooh! Ooh! She could play a medley of Ted Nugent songs while singing into shotgun shaped microphones without any ironical intent.
as she keeps pulling on that “trigger” thing trying to get the mic to work? I could watch that… …
And a duet with Charlie Daniels.
Prediction – the most surprising thing that will happen during the Superbowl…
is if I win the Super Bowl numbered squares pot which has plays run during the game on one axis and beer commercials run during the entire broadcast on the other axis.
The losing team will get a call from Obama. Wait, that’s not surprising.
…when a Muslim is offended by the term pigskin an underinflated dead goat is substituted.
…a player takes a knee during the National Anthem, then takes a knee to the ‘nads from Donald Trump.
…during the halftime show, Gaga will slam Tromp over his hatred towards women, muslims, mexicans, gays, etc. The fans that are on the field to watch the show will riot, tear up the field and the stage, setting it on fire. Fans in the seats will spill onto the field to join in the rioting festivities. The riot police and National Guard will be called in. The second half will be cancelled. Tromp will sign an executive order declaring the Patriots the winner.
stove top oatmeal cookies for the first 1000 people to enter the stadium.
“…and I hay-ulped!” No wait, that was Shake & Bake™. Never mind.
Sarah A. Hoyt will announce the three vignette winners.
…Lady Gaga will give a shoutout to Dippin’ Dots…
Some entertainer or commentator will actually forget to do any Trump bashing.
Prediction – the most surprising thing that will happen during the Superbowl…
When Brady takes a knee it will be to end the game and not insult america.
Good visual, but not “surprising”. Everyone who hates Brady & his team will have to admit that they have never used their “air time” to launch a political debate with folks like me who just want to watch a bunch of millionaires play the game for which they are so well paid.
Prediction – the most surprising thing that will happen during the Superbowl…
Idiot Leftists will not try to disrupt the game in protest of !TRUMP! But the announcers will stil talk about the possibility.
Brady’s political bumper sticker
MAKE AMERICA INFLATE AGAIN
is that it will actually be played by the Browns and the 49ers, and it won’t make any difference in the television ratings.
Judd and Madonna will try and sneak a Suicide Bomber kit into the stadium to protest Bush 41 tossing the coin.
…nobody will bring a pressure gauge so they’ll have to cancel it.
…Hurricane Katrina will be mentioned.
…Bush will lie and people will die!!11!!!! (Possibly him).
…that Gaga person only identifies as a “lady”.
EVERY person on each team will get a little Lombardi Trophy for being there.
. . . some soul-less progressive troll will demonstrate xer patriotism by booing GHW Bush when he tosses the coin – oh, no, wait, this was supposed to be something surprising. Well, then, the media and every progressive troll in the viewing public will be shocked and surprised at the loud, enthusiastic ovation and outpouring of genuine affection from the crowd when GHW Bush walks out to toss the coin. God bless him.
…85 well armed terrorists storm the field but get tackled by Mike Curtis. Belichick won’t speculate on how having their heads ripped off will make them miss the next jihad.
The most surprising thing that will happen during the Superbowl…a win by Atlanta.
….Nobody shows up!