Federal authorities have opened investigations into radical Islamic terrorists in all 50 states, according to the Department of Homeland Security, which is warning that the threat of terrorism in the United States has reached an all time high.
Great. I suppose they’re just going to let global warming get off scot free then?
Global warming; snort.
Does anyone remember when we had color coded terrorisim threat levels? Are we not doing that anymore? Maybe after being at red for so long it just became the new green.
Yup. They quietly vanished from the local ferry terminal. You can still see one, though, in the show “American Dad” on the home refrigerator of the CIA agent.
And what, pray tell, is Homeland Security doing about the Amish terrorist threat, huh?
Hey, Obama makes Agent Clouseau look good.
…And Biden made Kato look good.