Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Trump’s plan to stop North Korea…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
President Trump’s plan to stop North Korea…
…involves weaponized kimchi.
Isn’t all kimchee “weaponized”?
That is so racist. I am absolutely going to steal that line and drop it on my Korean buddy at work. ;p
President Trump’s plan to stop North Korea…
appoint Obama as special ambassador, he did so well with NK as President and he can share his joy of Dog recipes with the little fat kid.
…involves reorienting the region…
…drawing a red line—with artillery.
…is known only to Susan Rice. She is a good listener.
is to isolate it, thereby making it ronery.
is to nuke something other than the moon.
Go to all the maps and cross out the name “North Korea” and replace it in crayon with “Moon”.
…is a rumor campaign claiming that Kim Jong Un is Kim Kardashian’s brother.
…requires building a wall they can’t shoot over (6 feet ought to do it)…
President Trump’s plan to stop North Korea…
Twitter bombs!
Threaten to send John Kerry and James Taylor to bore them to death.
…stick a fork in the Nork, they’re done.
…offer Kim Jong Un a shipment of Papa Murphy’s pizza with the slogan, “Death at 450 degrees.”
Offer to pave all future parking lots in Pyongyang with that new asphalt make from glass.
Have SpecOps put signs all over with a red line 5 feet high and the text:
You must be this tall to launch nukes.
””Open a KFC store inside the Little Fatty’s palace!
Put a recent photo of Lena Dunam on a billboard with the caption “If I can do this to her…just think of what I could do to YOU fat boy!!!”
Trump Weight Loss Plan
…involves getting Lil’ Kim to believe that the entire 101st Airborne are relatives of his which he must somehow eliminate.
…an exploding bubblegum cigar.
…attaching a string and tin can to their phone system so we can spy on them.
…pushing for their membership in the European Union.
… start a “Nukes for Food” exchange program.