Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After OJ Simpson gets out of prison, the first thing he’ll do is…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After OJ Simpson gets out of prison, the first thing he’ll do is…
…find Nicole’s killer. (which will be a breach of his parole agreement. He’s not supposed to be around criminals.)
that probably means he can’t visit the White House or the capitol building either.
….find the real armed robber, OJ has never pulled a gun on anyone,he prefers knives, everyone knows that.
After OJ Simpson gets out of prison, the first thing he’ll do is…
find out where the white wimmen at.
After OJ Simpson gets out of prison, the first thing he’ll do is…
register to vote, Thank You Democrats!
…visit his parole officer.
After OJ Simpson gets out of prison, the first thing he’ll do is…
run for daylight.
find Frank Drebbin for a few drinks.
hit up Kato Kaelin for back rent.
discover that most people don’t want to have anything to do with a convicted felon (who walked on a more serious charge for which he should have been convicted).
……start Filthy Rich Black Lives Matter.
….go to Brentwood and steal his house back.
…look up John Elway. He’s partial to slow-moving, white Broncos.
….marry a Blonde with big breasts that owns a liquor store.
… run for Senator in New York.
… get his own show on MSNBC
… become a spokesman for Ginsu
… ask Vince if Shamwow can clean up multiple crime scenes, just in case
… ask Johnnie Cochran’s estate for his knife back
… golf with hoodlum buddies Barack, Eric, Bill …
p.s…..I wish Hillary, Pelosi, or Maxine Water had married OJ.
After OJ Simpson gets out of prison, the first thing he’ll do is…run through the Las Vegas airport to catch that plane to Florida. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo0MIUrrNpc
…stop at the nearest Waffle House for a nice, refreshing glass of OJ.
I’m pretty sure you aren’t allowed to mention waffles and
colored murderersmurderers of color in the same sentence. It’s racist or something.…wash his socks and break out the Bruno Maglis…
…see if he can find some gloves that fit.