Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A recent series of earthquakes in California was most likely caused by…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A recent series of earthquakes in California was most likely caused by…
…49ers taking knees…
…collapsing hopes for California’s viability…
…local water tables hitting bottom…
…I heard someone mention it was Saint Andy’s fault.
…Michael Moore rolling over.
“Superseismology”
That’s no moon!
…building a wall over existing tunnels.
A 50% sale on avocado. The stampede killed 16.
…the gravitational pull of moonbeams.
A recent series of earthquakes in California was most likely caused by…
TRUMP!
A recent series of earthquakes in California was most likely caused by…
Plate Tectonics. Oh wait, you wanted a non serious answer. My bad.
…a plate spinning act by Tecto the Clown that got way out of hand.
A recent series of earthquakes in California was most likely caused by…
Warren Zevon paid his hotel bill.
A recent series of earthquakes in California was most likely caused by…
a series of sexual harassment allegations from when the Earth was 2 billion years old.
Was that the time when the earth mooned Venus?
Venus saw Uranus
Your comet should get moderated.
That comment Mars this entire thread.
A recent series of earthquakes in California was most likely caused by…
one too many low riders bouncing in sync.
Hillary acting like a Thor loser.
Chuck Norris playing basketball: he doesn’t dribble. The earth comes to him.
A recent series of earthquakes in California was most likely caused by…
an evil plan to flood Silicon Valley to corner the market in the production of microchips.
James Bond obscury!
Christopher Walken approves.
Mexicans running for the nearest Sanctuary City.
A recent series of earthquakes in California was most likely caused by…
Iowa Jim, destroyer of threads missed his target.
According to Hank Johnson: the shock waves from Guam tipping over.
According to MSNBC: Bush II, Trump, climate change, Nixon, Ford, bigoted cake bakers, Reagan, Bush I, the Pledge of Allegiance, the Founders, Confederate statues, the Astros winning in Los Angeles, the Bill of Rights specifically the 2nd amendment, and that the highest tax bracket isn’t 110%.
According to Maxine Waters: “I don’t know the cause or much of anything else, but I do know the earthquakes have cost 170 million jobs, 3 or 4 in my district alone.”
Global Smarming
special snowflakes jumping up and down or lying face-down on the floor and pounding it with their tiny fists because they didn’t get something that they waaaanted!
the realization that I stopped being Silicon Valley Jim in 2010.
The irresistible force of MAGAma.
Vogons, working on an intergalactic highway construction project for a hyperspace express route.
A recent series of earthquakes in California was most likely caused by…
…the extreme weight the tears from all the Dodger fans.
…the gravitational pull of the Moon. When are we going to nuke that thing already???
…Whiny whiners whining.
A recent series of earthquakes in California was most likely caused by…
Nancy Pelosi’s last face lift fell.
a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
make it “the Farce,” and I’ll give it more bacon.
The Schwartz?
All of that screaming at the sky.
Lex Luthor looking for more potential beach front property.
A recent series of earthquakes in California was most likely caused by…
Donald Fagen visited Bard College
The state’s latest blockbuster, “How To Secede … Without Even Trying.”
California being jealous that southeast Missouri was getting some tremors.
Burrito night at the old folks home.
Liberal ideas slamming into reality.
Black people having to thank Donald Trump from getting them out of a Chinese prison.
God saw Hollywood condemn Moore but not Franken and dropped the mike.