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  1. According to Hank Johnson: the shock waves from Guam tipping over.

    According to MSNBC: Bush II, Trump, climate change, Nixon, Ford, bigoted cake bakers, Reagan, Bush I, the Pledge of Allegiance, the Founders, Confederate statues, the Astros winning in Los Angeles, the Bill of Rights specifically the 2nd amendment, and that the highest tax bracket isn’t 110%.

    According to Maxine Waters: “I don’t know the cause or much of anything else, but I do know the earthquakes have cost 170 million jobs, 3 or 4 in my district alone.”

  2. special snowflakes jumping up and down or lying face-down on the floor and pounding it with their tiny fists because they didn’t get something that they waaaanted!

    the realization that I stopped being Silicon Valley Jim in 2010.

  3. A recent series of earthquakes in California was most likely caused by…

    …the extreme weight the tears from all the Dodger fans.

    …the gravitational pull of the Moon. When are we going to nuke that thing already???

    …Whiny whiners whining.

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