Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Trump’s approval numbers are up. How will the media explain this?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Trump’s approval numbers are up. How will the media explain this?
…There’s only so much outrage to go around…
Obviously the poll oversampled racists.
It has become apparent that everyone is a sex offender and that can no longer be held against you.
…President Trump rescued Baby Ball and the UCLA Two…
Love and support from Hillary.
More and more people in the US are becoming hateful racists.
Antifa is having an effect.
by holding their hands over their ears and chanting “I can’t hear you!”
The same way they handle everything else…They’ll lie.
Fuzzy Republican math. Or, they will just ignore it and find some more fake news to air.
Trump’s approval numbers are up. How will the media explain this?
Statistics are racist and numbers perpetuate masculine toxicity.
Trump’s approval numbers are up. How will the media explain this?
Explain what?
Trump’s approval numbers are up. How will the media explain this?
By claiming he’s put everyone else down.
Trump’s approval numbers are up. How will the media explain this?
Russian hacking.
By exposing collusion with China.
The sample was flawed in that the pollsters only called people with jobs and who live in bitter clinger neighborhoods.
Gloria Allred found two dozen women within minutes who said the pollsters sexually harassed them.
Trump paid off the pollsters, and unnamed media expert sources allege that Trump plans to write off the payments as gifts to charity.
Fake news!
They misplaced a decimal.
Someone held up the poll sheet the wrong way.
Al Gore lent them the hockey stick chart, and as a result, everyone is blaming it on global warming.
A prankster took a poll for Hillary from this time two years ago and scratched her name out and wrote in Trump’s name.
100% will no longer be the maximum. Instead, it will be 500%, which cuts Trump’s popularity to 1/5 it normally would be.
This isn’t a poll for “Donald Trump”. Instead, it’s a poll for “Anton Edmund Trumpius Jr.”, who was famous for eating the very last dodo bird egg in existence for breakfast.
Falsity is truth, women are men, and Don is up.
All his haters are down
The (false) assumption there is that they will report it.
By instead doing a segment on the time Obama increased the chocolate ration to 25 grams.
… Run a segment on how polls are always wrong anyway.
…SQUIRREL!
… Russia!
… ICE deporting Democratic voters.
Trump’s approval numbers are up. How will the media explain this?
They will report it as an outlier.
He tied the poll numbers to his gold plated yacht and resumed the rising ocean levels all Republicans desire.
The alternative seems to be socialism, and feeding Fluffy, the pet cocker spaniel, to the kids for dinner.