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  1. Huge software glitch! Apple just accidentally changed all your passwords to…

    …enable the government to lock you out of your stuff unless you send them a fee. Or is it a tax?

    …hookersandblow.

    …googlesucks

  2. …your grandmother’s recipe for molasses cookies. The one with no actual measurements of ingredients.

    When prompted by questions in order to remember it, Apple replaces them all with “BWAHAHAHAHAHA!”

  3. …Password? You don’t need no steekin’ password.

    …Just type in your ethnicity, political persuasion or gender of the day to see if you get a free pass.

    …something so hack proof only your eleven year old nephew can use your phone.

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