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Archive of entries posted on 15th December 2017

Friday Night Open Thread

Posted by Basil on 15 December 2017, 9:00 pm

I really like Weird Al.

[The YouTube]

Now, it’s your turn. What’s on your mind? It’s Friday Night Open Thread and you control the conversation.

Who wants to start?

Filed under Open Thread, Videos | 9 Comments

Hasn’t Been This Much Fuss About a Coke Can Since Clarence Thomas

Posted by Harvey on 15 December 2017, 8:00 pm

CNN’s breaking news story after the latest NYC terror attack: “Trump drinks a dozen cans of Diet Coke a day”

Yes, answering important questions like: How is he holding the cans? Did he get their consent first? Is he groping them?

Filed under One-Shots | 6 Comments

Same Reason You Don’t Want to Live in Wisconsin While Wearing a Bears Jersey

Posted by Harvey on 15 December 2017, 7:00 pm

[Why Can’t We Live On The Moon?] (Viewer #301,198)

Short answer: the moon hates humans and wants to kill them

Filed under Videos | 2 Comments

Link of the Day: Not Sure If It’s Still a Planet, But If It Is, It’s My Second-Favorite One

Posted by Harvey on 15 December 2017, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

7 Surprising Facts About Pluto

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | Comment

This Is Going to Complicate Government Forms

Posted by Harvey on 15 December 2017, 4:00 pm

President Trump said he wants NASA to “send American astronauts back to the moon, and eventually Mars“.

Liberals wonder why were wasting all that money when we could just have people identify as Martians for free.

Filed under One-Shots | 9 Comments

*Slowly Reaches for Smotherin’ Pillow*

Posted by Harvey on 15 December 2017, 2:00 pm

[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]

Filed under Funny Pictures | 9 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: A New Study Shows Over 90% of TV Coverage About President Trump Is Negative. One of the Nice Things They Say About Trump…

Posted by Harvey on 15 December 2017, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

A new study shows that over 90% of TV coverage about President Trump is negative. One of the nice things they say about Trump…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 26 Comments

The Illustrated Frank J: Mixed Feelings

Posted by Harvey on 15 December 2017, 10:00 am

[source]

Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | 3 Comments

Hey… You… Guy That Looks Familiar…

Posted by Harvey on 15 December 2017, 8:00 am

A tech company has developed an AI algorithm that can connect to millions of surveillance cameras and instantly recognize any of the 2 billion people whose faces it has on file.

Downside: really lousy with names.

Filed under One-Shots | 1 Comment

Cartoon of the Day – Looking

Posted by Basil on 15 December 2017, 7:00 am


[Steve Kelley – GoComics]

It’s always the last place you look.

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Filed under Funny Pictures | Tagged Cartoons | 3 Comments

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