Patient: “I’m a Communist.”
Nurse: “Oh don’t worry I won’t smother you with a pillow for being a Communist.”
Patient: “Thank you.”
Nurse: “I’m going to smother you with a pillow for being a man.”
Nurse: “Our standard meal for people with your condition is mashed potatoes and peas. Why did you take the sirloin steak from the old woman in the bed next to you?”
Patient: “I’m a Communist.”
Nurse: “Oh don’t worry I won’t smother you with a pillow for being a Communist.”
Patient: “Thank you.”
Nurse: “I’m going to smother you with a pillow for being a man.”
Yes he’s a communist…but he’s a well fed communist.
Nurse: “What are you doing in the parasitology lab?”
Patient: “I’m a communist.”
Patient: “I’m a communist.”
Nurse: “That’s nice, I hope you are a doctor as well since this is a communist hospital.”
Nurse: “So… which kidney are we donating today?”
From each according to his abilities, to each according to his nidus.
So its a Private Liberal Arts college?
Nurse: “Our standard meal for people with your condition is mashed potatoes and peas. Why did you take the sirloin steak from the old woman in the bed next to you?”
Patient: “I’m a communist.”
Nurse: “This floor is reserved for the treatment of severely inflamed a**holes. Why are you here, again?”