[Submitted by Oppo (High Praise!)]

Well, they’ll moan at ya when you’re trying to be so good
They’ll moan at ya just-a like Hollywood
They’ll moan at ya when you’re tryin’ to not be homo
Then they’ll moan at ya if yau put on Perry Como
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get safe zones.

Well, they’ll moan at ya from their tent on Wall Street
They’ll moan at ya in your Senate seat
They’ll moan at ya with a speech from the Floor
They’ll moan at ya when you question Common Core
But I would not feel so half-grown
Everybody must get safe-zones.

They’ll moan at what ya eat at the table
They’ll moan at ya — especially on cable!
They’ll moan at ya when you’re tryin’ to make a buck
They’ll moan at ya and they’ll call you a cuck
Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get safe-zones.

Well, they’ll moan at you and say that it’s the end
Then they’ll moan that temps are rising again
They’ll moan at you if you’re riding in your car
They’ll moan at you if you vet folks from Qatar
Yes, but I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get safe-zones.

Well, they’ll moan at you when you’re walkin’ on a pier
And they’ll free the armed illegal felons to your rear
They’ll moan until they get awards for being so brave
Moanin’ noon and night: no time to shave
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get safe-zones.