Link of the Day: The Gift Is Perfect! Also, I Don’t Want You to Cry

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

6 Tips From Experts on How to Fake Loving a Gift You Hate

TL;DR version: Think of a gift you once got that you loved, and pretend it’s that one.

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Fake News News Cycle

[Created and Submitted by Oppo (High Praise!)]

Washington Post: Anonymous Source Claims Molestation By Trump
AP: Sources: Second Unnamed Accuser Claims Molestation By Trump
NY Times: Media Reports of Molestation By Trump Multiply. Are There Others?
Time: What May Bring An Administration Down
Newsweek: Accusers Fear Backlash From Trump “Goons” And Lawyers
People: #MeToo – The Scandal Expands
USA Today: Can We Trust The President?
CNN: Team Trump On The Defensive: “No Credibility” To Revelations
NBC: A Presidency In Decline, Controversy
MSNBC: Behar: “We’re Back In The Bad Old Days of Sexual Exploitation”
ABC: Boobs, Zippers, and The Oval Office: America At A Crossroads
CBS: What They Said. Watch Us.