Wednesday Night Open Thread

Everyone knows you can’t put pineapple in Jell-O. But do you know why you can’t? And when you can?

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So, what’s on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? Now’s the time. It’s Wednesday Night Open Thread.

Who wants to start?

In My Mind, They’re Already There

Facebook is getting rid of its fake news red flags because they were making fabricated media reports MORE likely to be believed by its users

Expect CNN to officially change to FNN in 3… 2… 1…

The Worst Part Is Having to Learn How to Speak Venezuelan

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Sure, let’s pretend this is worth actually discussing seriously and not resort to derisive mockery.

I’ll just ask… have these guys never met someone who lives off the government? Cigarettes, booze, and TV really are all they think about. They’re not frustrated social climbers, they’re ambitionless bums.

This – like all socialist pipe dreams, is flat out a bad idea, and immoral to boot.

Link of the Day: I Only Read IMAO, So I Got the Luke 2 Version

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Christmas in History: First Media Reports of Nativity Story

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Dogs Bark. Caravan Moves On

The UN General Assembly ruled against the US, declaring America’s recognition of Jerusalem as Israel’s capital city to be “null and void“.

Understandable. Flies don’t like swatters.

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Briefly, on Socialism

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Straight Line of the Day: Federal Government Workers Say They Deserve a Raise Because…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Federal government workers say they deserve a raise because…

The Illustrated Frank J: Senator Mack the Knife

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My Function Is to Probe for Biological Infestations

Cries of racism fly after the face ID feature on the iPhone X fails to distinguish between Chinese users.

Nah, they’re just confused, like when Nomad thought Kirk was his creator.