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Archive of entries posted on 26th December 2017

Tuesday Night Open Thread

Posted by Basil on 26 December 2017, 9:00 pm

I love old music. Well, a lot of it.

[The YouTube]

Now, what’s been on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? It’s Tuesday Night Open Thread, and it’s your turn to talk about … well, whatever you want to talk about.

Who wants to start?

Filed under Open Thread, Videos | 6 Comments

They Arrested the Elevator for Drunk Driving

Posted by Harvey on 26 December 2017, 8:00 pm

In DC, there was so much alcohol flowing at a fraternity party that the air in the building tested positive on a Breathalyzer.

Yup, that thing went off like a BS detector at the Capitol building.

Filed under One-Shots | 1 Comment

That’s Actually a Pretty Good Billy Crystal Impression

Posted by Harvey on 26 December 2017, 7:00 pm

[Reenactment (with cats): Princess Bride] (Viewer #207,389)

Personally, I preferred reenacting the Iocane Powder scene with my cats, but this one’s good, too.

Filed under Videos | Comment

Link of the Day: I Didn’t Know Volcanoes Had a Richter Scale. Also, I Thought Krakatoa Would Score Higher

Posted by Harvey on 26 December 2017, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to MrReid.org]

Volcanic Explosivity Index

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | 2 Comments

If This Becomes an App, Humanity Is Doomed

Posted by Harvey on 26 December 2017, 4:00 pm

Scientists have developed a robot that can tell when you’re lying.

Worked really well until someone accidentally left it in a room with CNN on and it melted down.

Filed under One-Shots | 2 Comments

I’ve Never Actually Played Oregon Trail. Is It Online Somewhere?

Posted by Harvey on 26 December 2017, 2:00 pm

[Submitted by Slapout (High Praise!)]

Filed under Funny Pictures | 3 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: We All Had a Christmas Wish List. So… What Present Didn’t You Get From Trump This Year?

Posted by Harvey on 26 December 2017, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

We all had a Christmas wish list. So… what present didn’t you get from Trump this year?

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 14 Comments

The Illustrated Frank J: Not Sure What Problem It Solves

Posted by Harvey on 26 December 2017, 10:00 am

[source]

Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | 2 Comments

How Interesting Professional Sports Is!

Posted by Harvey on 26 December 2017, 8:00 am

As NFL ratings tank, NBA ratings are hitting new highs.

Maybe because it hurts to kneel on hardwood.

[title reference link]

Filed under One-Shots | 4 Comments

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