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Archive of entries posted on 1st December 2017

Friday Night Open Thread

Posted by Basil on 1 December 2017, 9:00 pm

I like Weird Al.

[The YouTube]

Anything on your mind? Got something you’d like to share? It’s Friday Night Open Thread.

Who wants to start?

Filed under Open Thread, Videos | 8 Comments

Somehow Less Restful Than Brahms

Posted by Harvey on 1 December 2017, 8:00 pm

A machine that uses artificial intelligence neural networks has composed a lullaby with no input from a human at all.

Weirdly, it’s just a version of “Daisy” played at a slowly decreasing tempo.

[title reference link]

Filed under One-Shots | 8 Comments

When Batman Does Karaoke

Posted by Harvey on 1 December 2017, 7:00 pm

[The Sound of Violence – A Sound of Silence Batman PARODY] (Viewer #904,282)

The only version of this stupid hippie song I’ve ever liked.

Filed under Videos | 2 Comments

Link of the Day: #6 – The Scotch Tape Thing Still Blows My Mind

Posted by Harvey on 1 December 2017, 6:00 pm

[High Praise! to Mental Floss]

9 Essential Facts About Carbon

[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]

Filed under Link of the Day | 4 Comments

Now Taking Kathy Griffin’s Place on the D-List…

Posted by Harvey on 1 December 2017, 4:00 pm

Former President Obama will meet with Chinese President Xi Jinping and Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi in an upcoming trip abroad.

Why would they agree to do that? It’s like spending Thanksgiving with your ex-mother-in-law after the divorce.

[title reference link]

Filed under One-Shots | 3 Comments

Can’t Tell If She’s Exploiting or Being Mocked, But Either Way That Domain Name Couldn’t Have Been Cheap

Posted by Harvey on 1 December 2017, 2:00 pm

True story, via US News:

Visit the website Pocahontas.com and you will be redirected to Warren’s campaign page for her 2018 reelection, where a request for a donation pops open.

A representative for Warren tells U.S. News her office was not responsible for the redirect and is unaware of who is.

Filed under True | 4 Comments

Straight Line of the Day: Huge Software Glitch! Apple Just Accidentally Changed All Your Passwords to…

Posted by Harvey on 1 December 2017, 12:00 pm

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

Huge software glitch! Apple just accidentally changed all your passwords to…

Filed under Straight Line of the Day | 31 Comments

The Illustrated Frank J: Communism Only Works When You Have Enough of It. Corollary: You Don’t Have Enough of It Yet

Posted by Harvey on 1 December 2017, 10:00 am

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Filed under Funny Pictures, The Illustrated Frank J | 3 Comments

I’ll Simply Note That Da Vinci Didn’t Have a Body Count

Posted by Harvey on 1 December 2017, 8:00 am

An art exhibit at a New York City college features paintings and sculptures created by Gitmo detainees.

That’s nice. All I want to see out of them is performance art pieces where they get water poured on their faces while being interrogated.

Filed under One-Shots | 7 Comments

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