Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now being used to comfort stressed-out liberal college students…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Now being used to comfort stressed-out liberal college students…
…the Trumpy Bear…
…visions of Uncle Bernie coming to the rescue…
Booze. Helpfully provided by caring fraternity members to female students.
…more drugs. (better living thru chemistry)
CNN on every campus TV.
Except for the ones showing MSNBC…
A blankey and a binky
P**** hats, coats, sweaters, burkas, and onesies.
Nothing…they’re just like a spooked herd of cattle…you just gotta let them run themselves out.
Having them lie in a large crib in a dimly lit room while listening to a recording of Barack singing “Hush Little Baby”
R. Lee Ermy reminding them that if Kim Jong Un keeps it up they can still find themselves on a plane to a war zone. College doesn’t feel so bad now, does it?
…random air horn blasts in designated Safe Spaces™️.
I didn’t say it’d work. I’m just suggesting it’s use.
Counselors assuring them that their degree in Medieval Gender Studies qualifies them for pretty much any Soros-related employment.
… hand spinners, Che t-shirts and anti-matter ‘Make America Great Again’ Trump caps.
Now being used to comfort stressed-out liberal college students…
All incoming freshautonomouslifeforms get to room with their Mommies.
Now being used to comfort stressed-out liberal college students…
5 gallon containers of Rocky Road ice cream.
Now being used to comfort stressed-out liberal college students…
Reruns of election night newscasts that end at the 9:30pm mark.
Now being used to comfort stressed-out liberal college students…
the Brown acid.
Now being used to comfort stressed-out liberal college students…
half priced pizza from Dominoes.
Now being used to comfort stressed-out liberal college students…
Huggies, Luvs and Depends (for those of the Michal Moore density).
…REAL Nazi’s and Commies.
Bourbon flavored binkies.
…Chris Crocker to make a personalized Leave Britney Alone video for you.
…American flags and MAGA hats made of marijuana. And a book of matches.
…between Trump tweet diaper changes.
…Islamic Rage Boy posters captioned with calming slogans like Death to America, Snowflake.
…mandatory angry face class with Professor Rosie O’Donnell after the two minutes hate break.
Llamas. No Really, that’s a thing.
You know that Llamas will only defecate in a specific spot? They are also great at producing movie credits on short notice.