Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
How can we pay for the border wall? Simple…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
How can we pay for the border wall? Simple…
Sell some uranium to Russia.
Strike it rich on cattle futures.
Put John Brennan, James Clapper, and John Koskinen in the stocks and charge people $20 per item to throw rotten fruit and vegetables at them.
two words: Tequila Tariff.
If you raise the price of my tequila I will hunt you down and kill you. I have a particular set of skills for that.
How can we pay for the border wall? Simple…
do it like we do for everything else in the Federal Budget, send the bill to our kids.
get a whole lotta dimes and charge a 10c toll to get outta California
How can we pay for the border wall? Simple…
Step 1 Build wall.
Step 2 ????
Step 3 Profit!
That looks a whole lot like Gov. moonbeam’s high speed rail idea.
…trick the Mexicans into building it under the guise of learning construction skills for future jobs in the USA…
How can we pay for the border wall? Simple…
…sell hookers and blow.
…don’t pay politicians and their staffers for a week. Heck, we’d even have some change left over.
…start a go-fund-me page.
…make Canada pay for it.
User fees against anyone pushing 2 for Spanish. In fact, charge fees against any company offering that option.
Forget the Wall. Have Trump buy Mexico and call it Mara Lago South.
The thing is we took Mexico once. Then we gave it back.
How can we pay for the border wall? Simple…
just add it on to any one of those “taxes” that show up on your cable bill that you have no idea what they are about or why they are there and you pay them anyway.
How can we pay for the border wall? Simple…
a user processing fee on all Driver’s licenses issued to illegal aliens, double the amount if issued in California.
…salsa user fee.
How can we pay for the border wall?
Let Mexico annex the whole United States. After that happens illegal Mexicans crossing the boarder will be Canada’s problem.
Airlift pallets of cash to the contractors.
Create a National Curse Jar and then show clips of Democrat speeches 24/7.