[High Praise! to Walruskkkch]
Base Oddity (to the tune of “Space Oddity” by David Bowie)
DNC to major Donor
DNC to major donor
Give us your dollar bills
not later but sooner.
DNC to major Donor
Commence to pledging,
a few million,
Check in the mail
and maybe a some cash too.
[spoken]
Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, tax write offs.
This is the DNC
to major Donor
you’ll really help our crusade
All we ask is for you to do your fair share
Now it’s time to double down
if you dare
This is major donor to the DNC
I’m not stepping up with more
candidates you’re floating
are leftist in a most peculiar way
and I’m not feeling very “woke” today
For them
stop holding out a tin cup
I don’t want to change the world
you want to change red states to blue
but there is more you’re trying to do
Though I’ve past
you one hundred thousand bucks
I won’t your empty coffers fill
my accountant knows I sent too much and so
I’ll Tell you very very much
where to go
DNC to major donor
Our credit’s dead?,
where did things go wrong
Can you hear me, major donor?
Can you hear me, major donor?
Can you hear me, major donor?
Can you….
why are you not flowing
money to our tin cup.
the election is coming real soon
Red states we must turn blue
are you sure there is nothing you can do?
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